Hotpocket

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"

"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOTPOCKET!"

by PTSpice July 06, 2009

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The act of crapping in your freinds pants pockets before they are worn and without them knowing.

I have to go wash my jeans because I got hotpocketed.

by Squidswarm October 14, 2011

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When you stick your cold feet between your partners ass cheeks

I gave my girlfriend a hotpocket and she got pissed

by Mopar72893 April 26, 2022

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When you nut in your girls mouth and tell her to swallow

You:Yo, you want a hotpocket?
Girl:sure I guess

by Jackamow0001 May 17, 2022

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Shit in a bag. Have sex with a lady. After sex, slap her in the face with the bag of poop.

Girl 1:"Hey, Why did you and Jeremy break up?"
Girl 2:"We were having sex, then after, instead of snuggling, he hotpocketed me."

by Catie Blalock January 03, 2008

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An expandable pocket-size solar power microwave.

He owned a Hotpocket, with which he could successfully cook his microwave pizza without venturing to a domestic location.

by Nancy werdna December 25, 2007

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When one proceeds to make a hot pocket... fuck it... cum inside and then eat the hot pocket

Guys i just did a hotpocket and it was fuckin amazing.

by Hotpockets-r-us September 28, 2009

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