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When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.
My girlfriend gave me the best blow job last night, but she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a beaded curtain.
by G.P. & The Fergs September 01, 2011
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When a reply to a tweet gets more likes than the tweet it was replying to, usually indicating the unpopularity or stupidity of the original tweet
Damn you got 12 likes and his reply got 271 likes? He totally ratioed you bro
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A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.

In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.
Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.
by B.D. Kurtane June 30, 2011
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The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.
I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.
by Craig Ferg June 29, 2011
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Multiple piercings on the female genitals, specifically on the Labia Minora (aka the "Beef Curtains").
Dude, that chick I picked up at the club last night had so many piercings, her beef curtains looked like beaded curtains.
by MaxDamage78 June 30, 2011
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A phrase intimated as a possible double entendre by Craig Ferguson during the email segment on the June 28, 2011 Late Late Show
Do you enjoy a beaded curtain, Geoff?

Go ahead censors, look it up, we'll wait.
by GP and the Fergs June 30, 2011
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