Batesville

Batesville is a small city of about 6-8 thousand residents. It was founded in the mid 1800's by George Dunn and Joshua Bates who is believed to be the origin of the name. Batesville is geographically noted for being about half way between Cincinnati OH, Indianapolis IN, and Louisville KY. Batesville is known for having one of the largest casket making companies in the world, Batesville Casket, it has also for decades housed the headquarters for Hill-Rom. Batesville was built near forests of Locust Trees which are known for their durable, hard, non-rotting wood. Batesville is known for having a close knit community. The crime rate is a very small percentage thanks to the community work done by the local churches and residents. Batesville is a Catholic city with a Baptist church, a couple Luthern, a couple non-denominational Christian, a Methodist, and a few other little churches. Life in Batesville is nice it's not touristy but if you like small city's you'll love Batesville. With several city parks a library a public pool a YMCA, restaurants in many places, an award winning Highschool for academics how could you not? It's a nice calm place to settle down.

I think that Hill-Rom hospital bed was made in Batesville!

by Dracoe January 29, 2012

batesville

A play off of the movie Pyscho, Bates Motel. A town where dreams go to die. A sink hole in which every resident either wants to get out, or is bat shit crazy.

I gotta bail on this town man, it's a batesville.

by David Bedlam July 2, 2008

Batesville

A small, horrible, heroin ridden town full of imcompetent, conceited, drug addicted idiots who often make fun of other towns(Greensburg) to make them feel better about themselves. But in all actuality there is not a single person in the whole town of Batesville who is not a heroin addicted whore. The town matches its people(trashy). They have tried and failed several times to make Batesville a nicer town(making a sign blocking the entrance of Liberty Park that says, "Welcome"). but nothing will ever work:)

Drug Dealer#1: We better get out of the country that girl we sold to died!!
Dug Dealer#2: Yeah we better pack up and get of Batesville!!!

or

Mom: Do you want to go to Skyline?
Daughter: i would but its in Batesville!

by GreensburgBitches! December 18, 2011

Batesville Burner

After enjoying one's self to a meal of crawfish, the guy proceeds to finger the girl while the finger appears to be clean but are in fact still full of hot spices, resulting in a burning sensation in the girl's pussy.

That bitch didn't know I ate crawfish today until I gave her a Batesville Burner

by napkin May 6, 2006

Byesville

1. The Swedish word for Trash.

2. Dwelling place of bitter old ladies, the cross eyed, and toothless.
3. Home of the Family Dump.

Dude, why does it smell so bad in this place?

It's because it's Byesville.

by Your_effing_mother January 12, 2017

Batesrolled

A game created on The Bloody Good Horror podcast where you try to trick someone into clicking on a link to a screen shot of Kathy Bates naked in the 2002 film "About Schmidt"

I thought Tim was sending me a link to some funny video but when I clicked on it I got a face full of Bates boobs. He batesrolled me big time.

by BGHorror February 4, 2012

beatsville

Noun. 1) A suburban shithole. 2) Anywhere town USA. 3) Any of the one million towns across the USA that consist of two dozen chain stores, a couple thousand one story homes, graph-paper streets, and your standard public service facilities. See: Mid-America. Republican districts. Lower middle class living.

Ethan: Where are we?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Ethan: No, there's the sign, Oxnard.

or

Jake: Where's the next gas station?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Jake: No, I think there's one in Chula Vista.

or

Samantha: Where's the meeting?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Samantha: Yeah, Lancaster's a shithole. Not as bad as Barstow though.
Malcom: Let's not split hairs over this one, babe.

by RyKirb November 1, 2008