Bartlesville

A small town near Tulsa Oklahoma. Has a small mall, is made up of a lot of churches and retirement homes. Is a "retirement community". Home of Conoco Phillips and Will Rogers as well as Woolaroc Museum. Has absolutely NOTHING for kids here. Can't hang out at the mall, park closes at dark, and you get in trouble for loitering at the park. Home to many many drug dealers and a couple homeless people that like to walk around the Wal-Mart and Mcdonalds. Claims to be a "great school district". That is not always the case. If you move here, do not let your children attend the Boys and Girls club, they will be beat up and bullied, while being ignored by the workers.

Bartlesville sucks. It was boring and is only good for old people.

Bartlesville by adg1992 October 17, 2012

bartlesville

• A boring place that has a very small mall and needs a chick-fil-a.

• is mostly a flat land town.

• has about 17,110 (47.4%) males
• and 18,958 (52.6%) females

bob- the town we went to was sooo boring! i forgot what it was called though.

john- bartlesville!

bartlesville by ♪ ♫ SPARKLE ♪ ♫ November 21, 2011

Bartlesville

The best little city in Oklahoma. The firendlist people you will ever meet. Often overlooked due to its funny name and small size. Don't forget to go to the Woolaroc wildlife preserve!!

Joe: Dude, I'm going to Bartlesville next week.
John: Where the hell is that?
Joe: It's this awesome town in Oklahoma!!

Bartlesville by HayHay<3 August 15, 2011

Bartlesville High School 

Ranked the "number one school in spreading gossip and getting in other people's business and being hypocritical" in the State of Oklahoma and in the central region of the United States.

Also known as "Shady B".

A very small amount of people are in the "stu-co" or "pom" group, and even though no one likes any of them, they think they run the school, although not a soul cares about what they have to say. When they do ANY of the things they make gossip about everyone else doing, somehow it is "okay" (hence the hypocrisy). They all meddle in every small piece of meat they can get their hands on, and congratulate and support their own for the same issues.

Bartlesville High School (11-12) must not be confused with Bartlesville Mid-High School, which is for the 9th-10th grade. Bartlesville Mid-High is known for the disgusting bathrooms and classrooms and ridiculous authorities.

"You are transferring to Bartlesville High School? You're in for some serious drama!"

"Why does everyone in this school lie so much?"
"Because it's Bartlesville High School."

Bartlesville High School by The one in the class of 2009 March 27, 2009

Bartlesville Fuel Spill 

When a girl gets off so convulsively upon orgasm that she shits herself. If she's a gusher, you may have a blow-out on your hands.

I rogered Natalie so thoroughly that she was embarrassed to have finished off with a little Bartlesville Fuel Spill.

Bartlesville Fuel Spill by Jickety March 16, 2008

Batesville Burner

After enjoying one's self to a meal of crawfish, the guy proceeds to finger the girl while the finger appears to be clean but are in fact still full of hot spices, resulting in a burning sensation in the girl's pussy.

That bitch didn't know I ate crawfish today until I gave her a Batesville Burner

Batesville Burner by napkin May 6, 2006

barnesville 

(n.) known for potato days.

full of cheap whores and fine liquor.

taylor trickle is an inhabitant here.

"hey man, wanna go to barnesville?"

"nah, i've got enough std's already"

barnesville by daisies11638702935 June 14, 2009