batchin 

To cook dope or preparation of making meth

Person 1:We goin batchin tonight nigga

Person 2: hell yeah let's hope the green boogie man don't find us

Person 1: ssshhh they'll hear you

Person 2: tha fuck

batchin by batchin December 30, 2016

batchin' it

(v) A term meaning "living like a bachelor," usually used by married people or ones in serious relationships whose significant other is temporarily or permanently away. It has a male connotation.

"My wife is in San Diego visiting her mother and buying yarn for the store, so I've been batchin' it."

batchin' it by happinessiseasy December 12, 2008

batchin' it

(v) A term meaning "living like a bachelor," usually used by married people or ones in serious relationships whose significant other is temporarily or permanently away. It has a male connotation.

"My wife is in San Diego visiting her mother and buying yarn for the store, so I've been batchin' it."

batchin' it by happinessiseasy January 20, 2007

Cave Bathing 

An experiential rite of passage for graduate students wherein the immersion into ancient, thermal, translucent seminal fluid filled Hungarian caverns transforms dissonant, quasi-intellectual brain cells into a hyper-aligned neural configuration, inducing a genius level information processing, multi-dimensional innovation & superior emotional agility.

{Ca 2005 - Budapest Hungary: Two ambitious MBA students, Jason Von Goggle & D Dog, guided by their professorial mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo enter a musty portal accompanied by European post cold war era techno music. As the moist, loin infused vaporlettes enveloped the 3 men, a wafting sense of purpose revealed itself as a voice, eminating from the waters edge resemblant of an Ancient Ottoman Angel, they heard the words (Hungarian accent), "Get into the cave bath...& explore my caverns." Perplexed, yet eager with confused anticipation, the 3 swam through the hybrid, geo-architectural labyrinth on a quest for wisdom, enlightenment & a surprise, grotesque coital engagement between consenting adults donning the minimum garments required, enough so to give a child mental scars but not risque enough to get arrested. Von Goggle & D Dog would soon emerge, cleansed, subtly violated & reinvigorated with the motivation of an ancient Greco Roman scholar, suited for battle, ontological debate & prepared to expose themselves, with confidence in a more revealing, modernized bathing outfit, like that of their mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo.

1. "Jason, what is that shimmering oily film on top of the water? Is that supposed to be part of the 'Cave Bathing' experience?" Yes, D Dog, now quit looking at that hairy couple in a primordial carnal exchange, and dunk your sack in the Cave Bath.

2. {Professor Thongspeedo explains to Jason and D Dog} "Gentlemen, follow me down the corridor and immerse yourselves in the bountiful tonic that once permeated the flesh from the likes of the ancient Romans. Now, forget that you just saw a man clipping his toenails near the edge of the reservoir into the bath, and join me in the celebration of your transformation to noble scholars, courtesy of the 'Cave Bathing' experience."

Cave Bathing by Charitable Disguise January 25, 2020

Bird bathing 

When a man washes or soaks his entire private area in a sink (usually a bathroom sink) in an attempt to get it clean. (This term was created and coined on the judges podcast - anchor.fm/the-judgies)

Josh started bird bathing after sex to clean up. He likes to cuddle afterward…

Bird bathing by Flxsh September 4, 2021

this house is bitchin 

During the CW show “The Flash”, Cisco tries to decipher Barry’s symbols. When he inputs it into the computer it deciphered as “THIS HOUSE IS BITCHIN”. Which then the meme was born. Some theorized that Bart Allen in the future would say that.

Come on, THIS HOUSE IS BITCHIN!

this house is bitchin by 856cat October 22, 2017

Batching

From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.

Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.

Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020