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preparation 

The many rituals and rites that men and women/girls and boys go through the night before they lose their virginity.
"I shall devote tonight soley to preparation, nothing less, nothing more."

Preparation H Raymond 

A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.
If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.
Preparation H Raymond by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

Preparation H-bomb 

anything shoved up your anus against ones will..
Here's something really nice you can do. You take a small, thermonuclear weapon... AND STICK IT UP A GUY'S ASS! A thermonuclear suppository! Preperation H-Bomb! You talk about fallout, eh? Whoa!
Preparation H-bomb by Neo December 25, 2003

Preparation H 

Recipe from Hell. Refers to any concoction or mixture of two or more substances (a home-made remedy, restaurant offering, bartender creation, etc) that almost nobody can stand; this unappealing product can seem even more repulsive if there are one or two weirdos who actually enjoy or support the existence of the horrid cocktail.
I don't know how that bewhiskered snake-oil hippie is actually still selling all of that Preparation H he's hawking --- I'd have to be insane to even take a whiff of that disgusting goo!
Preparation H by QuacksO January 13, 2015

Preparation H 

Getting a girl horny i.e. foreplay
Damn John. Can't you give me some preparation H before you just go at it like that?
Preparation H by Kyle June 13, 2004

Preparation H 

A funny butt care line that is all about healing bootys. They are very dependable and will always have your back(side).
Dang this Preparation H really got my booty out here healthy and thriving!
Preparation H by Seymoree Butts November 23, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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