backtard

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A back-seat driver who gives mindless advice when lost.

Steve exclaims: "DUDE! Get off here! NO, Take a right".

Allen Retorts: Shut it backtard!

backtard by corrupto December 9, 2004

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backwards alphabet

Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!

People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!

backwards alphabet by Starchylde May 21, 2016

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backyard mechanic

Someone who works on & fixes cars on their own property.

John was quite the backyard mechanic & spent decades fixing cars, his GTO especially.

backyard mechanic by Starchylde June 15, 2016

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avetard backyard

The backyard of the Avetards at The Ave. If you go out back, you can for sure find a shit ton of trash just sitting on the porch and bunch of dog shit in the lawn out back. The trash on the porch can consist of fast food, juul pods, and the trash bag with all the trash from inside that they just throw out back.

I entered The Ave from the Avetard backyard but that shit was impossible because there was dog shit and trash everywhere.

avetard backyard by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

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Lana Backwards

Just don’t. If u make this joke ur a little shit who is making someone feel bad for something they can’t change. Don’t be a twat leave it!

Hahahaha Lana backwards! So funny! Ur never gonna live this down.

Lana Backwards by Don’t even know mate April 14, 2020

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backwards mechanic

An inconspicuous way to call a male "gay"

Hey Mildred! I think our man Jebus over there is a backwards mechanic.

backwards mechanic by "El Geman Chocolate" April 20, 2017

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messy backyard

A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.

As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.

messy backyard by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006