Baraktard

Anyone who lies about his or her abilities to be a leader.

Man: "Billy sure doesn't know how to shoot a gun, he shouldn't be our gang leader."

Dude: "yeah Billy is a baraktard."

Baraktard by Trab911 April 8, 2011

jalex barakarth 

(aka Jalex) the bromance created for the two band members of pop-punk band All Time Low, Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth

Fangirl One: Omg Zack and Jack are adorbs
Fangirl Two: Hush you idiot. Jack isnt real. Ship Jalex Barakarth-now that's real.

jalex barakarth by insanelydelirious April 25, 2013

bartard 

a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.

Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard

bartard by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017

barktard 

A dog who barks relentlessly.

Our neighbors got one ‘a them barktard dogs to drive us all insane.

barktard by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Barrtard

An increasingly popular nickname for Attorney General William Barr.

Relatively new in this volatile quick-change administration where “You’re fired!” is a frequently heard refrain, AG Barrtard is more likely than not to be a future casualty.

Barrtard by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

Barbtard 

Barbtard (buh-are-bah-tar-rah-dah) noun.
A word to describe the stupifiying trance like state that causes seemingly normal men to become obsessed with Barbs. They often whine, grovel, sniveling, cry, beg, buy gifts for, stalk, drink and dial and develope a wide range of obnoxious behaviors in order to gain Barbs approval and attentions. These poor men are often used and abused by Barbs then cast away when to make room for the next Barbtard.

KEN! Don't go near that woman! Even brushing up against her skirt or breathing her perfume can turn you into a BARBTARD. STEP BACK KEN! OH GOD!!! KEN!!! KEN!! NOOOOO!!!!

Barbtard by Dragonlady58 December 31, 2020

barbatard 

A surprisingly tasty condiment consisting of roughly equal parts of barbecue sauce and mustard. The early creators of barbatard were out of ketchup and invented this saucy combo on the spot. Was an instant success.

"Oh man, we're out of ketchup. Guess this burger just won't be the same..."
"Don't worry buddy! I've got the perfect solution. Barbatard. Just mix some barbecue sauce and mustard and you're golden."

barbatard by Elket June 13, 2017