Banktards

A family of fire-crotches that are epicly retarded. the often swear and scream at eachother for no apparent reason. they have not dusted there house since grandpa banktard bought it in the late 1800's. proceed with caution when scaling up the rickety poorly carpeted stairs, as cobwebs may entangle you. the whole family smells of dog farts and mac n cheese. they buy all of their food products in outrageous quantities. sometimes up to 250 boxes of mac n cheese at a time. the classic banktard breakfast consists of a whole bag of cereal with only a few drops of milk, and if your lucky, you may get a few pounds of sugar on top. they enjoy internet dating with children around 5 years younger than them. If you see a family like this, steer clear, for they are most likely the formidable banktards.

Example 1:

Dad: Austin! Do you F***n chores now or ill kick you out!
Austin: Shut the f**k up dad! ill kick your a**!
Mom: Austin! dont talk to your father that way!!!
Austin: f**k you mom!
Me: Stop bein Banktards!
Example 2:

Brittany: Austin get off me!
Austin: NO!... Arm Bar!!!
Sam: Im goin to taco bell to get 1000 tacos just for me. would you two like to split a 79 cent cheese roll up?
Austin and Brittany: F**k you!!! you two ton tank!

by Btard hater June 22, 2010

backwards alphabet

Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!

People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Lana Backwards

Just don’t. If u make this joke ur a little shit who is making someone feel bad for something they can’t change. Don’t be a twat leave it!

Hahahaha Lana backwards! So funny! Ur never gonna live this down.

by Don’t even know mate April 14, 2020

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

by wichita December 2, 2007

backwards mechanic

An inconspicuous way to call a male "gay"

Hey Mildred! I think our man Jebus over there is a backwards mechanic.

by "El Geman Chocolate" April 20, 2017

Lana Backwards

Listen here, you twelve year old. Just because you found some "clever" thing over the internet doesn't mean you have to type it in. And if you found this without typing it in I apologize that you had to see such cringe.

Lana Backwards: A retarded joke used by children of the internet.

Billy The Minecraft Kid: Lel hey what's Lana Backwards?

Mature Man: *sigh*

by WalkingUrbanDictionary#1 May 26, 2018

You bastards!

Kyle Broflosky's catch phrase after Stan Marsh says Oh my god! They killed Kenny! (South Park)

Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!

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by The dooshizzle February 4, 2005