barfium

The mythical substance used as a polish for wooden floors, for instance gyms in high school and college, that smells like vomit.

Ugggh, what a stiiink! They must've just put barfium on the gym floor!

barfium by pentozali January 13, 2008

barium

What we do to most people when they die.

Not to leave a big mess, he decided to barium.

barium by Penbiks January 20, 2008

bromine barium 

Breaking Bad's chemical formula

Friend 1: have you watched bromine barium?

Friend 2: What's that?

Friend 1: Its the chemical formula for Breaking Bad! How stupid can you be?

Friend 2: Chill out man.

bromine barium by bankshater February 25, 2022

barium enima surprise 

During a barium enima procedure the patient can no longer hold the barium within theirselves and it explodes out of their anus and covers the xray technician in a wonderful surprise

The doctor threw up when his technician received an uncommonly high barium enima surprise in the face.

barium enima surprise by sevenducksuited March 14, 2010

Barfume 

Barfume; perfume that makes you want to barf and gag.

Guy1: Dude, what's that awful smell?
Guy2: It's Sally's Barfume.

Barfume by Burucklyn April 18, 2010

Barium

A science reference meaning bad ass.
The chemical symbol for Barium is Ba. Bad ass is also known as BA. Therefore Barium = Bad ass.

Did you see Johnny ride in on that Harley? He's pretty Barium.

Barium by Bought for a Song January 19, 2008

bariumetric pressure

Da force at which medical marker-fluid is injected up yer you-know-what.

If you can be administered a measure of x-ray-enhancer simply by drinking it instead of having it mechanically pumped in "at da other end", there will be no need to measure da bariumetric pressure of said dose.

bariumetric pressure by QuacksO November 18, 2025