Barfume

Barfume; perfume that makes you want to barf and gag.

Guy1: Dude, what's that awful smell?
Guy2: It's Sally's Barfume.

by Burucklyn April 18, 2010

bargument

A debate (on any subject) which takes place in a bar or tavern and is primarily caused by just the right amount of booze.

We got into a bargument over who is more fuckable: Nicole Ritchie or Skeletor.

by GrantG July 7, 2007

Bargument

An argument at a bar over a question with no right or wrong answer. Often involves sports, television and sex.

"We had a bargument last night for two hours over whether a lion could beat a bear in a fight."

by lionwins January 3, 2009

Barkument

When dogs or animals that can bark get into an argument, it becomes a Barkument

Bark - Argument

"My dog got into a barkument with the neighbours dog over the fence."

by shiba inuu January 22, 2020

Barbument

An argument between a couple (typically a man and woman), caused by watching the Barbie movie.

Jeff : "Damn, Billy and Sandra don't seem happy with each other!"
Mike : "No shit, they just got back from the cinema, I think they're having a Barbument..."

by funnyman_123_ July 29, 2023

Bargument

An argument between two or more people about trivial, nonsensical, unimportant topics that occur only while drinking at bar. Typically unrelated to any topical or pertinent discussion topics, and has no real emotional ties for those involved.

Example 1:
Dude A: "Tom Waits wrote Ol' 55. I'm sure of it."
Dude B: "No, the Eagles did, and Tom Waits jacked them!"
Dude A: "No, The Eagles covered that tune. Look it up!"
Bartender: "Hey guys, keep that bargument down over there, you're creeping out the cool kids."

Example 2:
In text message to oustide source: "I'm in the middle of a bargument- what was that 1980's film about the pizza delivery boy played by Patrick Dempsey? I said Loverboy, but no one will agree..."

by EazyP April 1, 2009

bargumentative

A person who becomes more opinionated in a bar or pub after a few drinks.

After a pitcher of Guinness, Ben gets bargumentative about everything from bands to football. He's kind of a dick.

by bluegrassg8r June 29, 2011