Penbiks's definitions

arbitrator

ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

The cook became an arbitrator when he left Arby's to work at McDonald's.

by Penbiks September 23, 2008

relief

What trees do in the Spring.

My tree like to relief itself during certain months.

by Penbiks September 23, 2008

Sabin

From Final Fantasy VI, he is Edgar's infinitely more badass twin brother and all-around pretty cool guy because he uses his fists to lay down the hurt onto foes and is not afraid of anything.

He has a very kickass ability called Blitz, which allows him to perform really cool martial arts moves. For example: if you press down, down, left in that order after choosing Blitz, he can shoop da whoop enemies, adding even more win to his stats.

What's even more badass about him is that he can equip shields and NOT have his attack decrease, making him the first monk in Final Fantasy to ever pull such a feat. He wields claws and moves like a motherfucking ninja.

Sabin used Bum Rush against Kefka for 9999 damage.

by Penbiks December 9, 2008

UPSB

UPSB is the initialism for Universal Pen Spinning Board. It is a message board created by Pentrix's webmaster whom to many is known as Kam, and he is also the administrator of the Board. It started out as a small community of proficient pen spinners, and stayed that way until Kam's promotional video for Pentix and Pendolsa's first and most popular collaboration video spread virally around the Internet. After that, the board grew quite rapidly and soon became what it is today.

UPSB could very well be the largest community of pen spinners outside of South Korea, with a total of over 4500 registered members. Being universal, members come from all around the world, are generally very nice, participate in trading of pens with other members, and are willing to help new members learn fundamentals and tricks.

In October 15, 2005, Kam officially closed down UPSB, and will open UPSB again once it has finished upgrading to the new and improved UPSB version 3.

UPSB and Pendolsa are the two largest pen spinning communities in the world.

by Penbiks September 23, 2008

sudafed

Brought litigation against a government official.

He was using cruel and unusual punishment, so we sudafed.

by Penbiks February 9, 2008

absorbtion

A common misspelling of the word "absorption"

Although it’s “absorbed” and “absorbing,” the correct spelling of the noun is “absorption.”
This sentence contains the word "absorbtion" because I am forced to use that word in a sentence.

by Penbiks August 20, 2006

pasteurize

When something is too far for you to see.

"'Ey Jimmy, where'd you say it was again?"
"Ya gotta get closer, it's pasteurize."

by Penbiks September 23, 2008