barium

What we do to most people when they die.

Not to leave a big mess, he decided to barium.

barium by Penbiks January 20, 2008

Barium

A science reference meaning bad ass.
The chemical symbol for Barium is Ba. Bad ass is also known as BA. Therefore Barium = Bad ass.

Did you see Johnny ride in on that Harley? He's pretty Barium.

Barium by Bought for a Song January 19, 2008

barium enima surprise 

During a barium enima procedure the patient can no longer hold the barium within theirselves and it explodes out of their anus and covers the xray technician in a wonderful surprise

The doctor threw up when his technician received an uncommonly high barium enima surprise in the face.

barium enima surprise by sevenducksuited March 14, 2010

bromine barium 

Breaking Bad's chemical formula

Friend 1: have you watched bromine barium?

Friend 2: What's that?

Friend 1: Its the chemical formula for Breaking Bad! How stupid can you be?

Friend 2: Chill out man.

bromine barium by bankshater February 25, 2022

Barnum Statement 

A Barnum Statement is a phrase used by conmen (for example a psychic) to try and make people think they have some deep insight into their psychology or life.
They are also commonly used in horoscopes

Barnum Statements are statements which most people will agree with, regarding themselves, while not realizing that almost every other person will also agree with them regarding their own lives

examples are:
"you have a good sense of humor, but not everyone sees it"
"you tend to think about things before taking action"
"You have had some major challenges in your life"
"you recently had a disagreement with someone you care for"

"The psychic told me that I was quite intelligent, but other people dont always see it"
"Sounds like she was just feeding you a Barnum Statement"

Barnum Statement by DutchCappedCrusader June 12, 2014

barnum effect 

The tendency to accept certain vague or worthless information as true, such as character assessments, horoscopes, psychic predictions and/or exaggerated claims.

Your horoscope: You have encoutered numerous challenges the last week as well as minor financial difficulties recently. If you take your time on your next major task, you shall be recognized for your hard work and motivation and a promotion may be in the midst. Example of Barnum Effect.

barnum effect by D Spurgeon September 24, 2005

Break Barnum 

When you have a normal life with a loving husband and two kids, but you decide to exchange it in your early middle age for a traveling circus life of failed business ventures, and monthly domestic violence incidents with the local white trash king who has sired half the illegitimate children in town, including your own new baby daughter.

My wife and I had a pretty good life, until she decided to Break Barnum, and live with the local man whore in a shithole apartment above his rat infested restaurant.

Break Barnum by arnie123 January 4, 2019