blazemico (Also known as blasting microsoft, and blaring microsplot) is a human being who enjoys stepping on land mines whilst demolishing buildings and roleplaying in questionable games. blazemico also enjoys being a big stinky smelly noob on every other day of the week. It is unknown why blazemico is a big stinky smelly n00b on every other day of the week, but some believe it may be tied to their possible dragon origins.
You are absolutely lucky if you meet anyone with the name Baldemar! Baldemar is a handsome name for a boy. Baldemar can be funny, make jokes, and have a goofy little laugh. Baldemar is a wonderful person you can meet. He can help you feel better whenever you are feeling down, and can give you attention! He might be a little talkative, but that means he loves spending time with you. Get you a Baldemar!
“Omg do you see that boy? He’s so cute!”
“His name’s Baldemar!”
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*