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An exclimation of joy used by old russian men.
Old Russian Men: Did you slay those hoodrats?

Other Old Men: Yes.

Old Russian Men: BALZeM!
balzem by johhny dick face June 12, 2009
Words you can keep
A parody off of "Voldemort", the primary antagonist in the Harry Potter series, who is bald.
"He-who-must-not-be-named..."

"Oh, would you just call him by his real name already! BALDEMORT!"
Baldemort by darthbarracuda November 27, 2013
Related Words
some one who does what they want, and isn't afraid; they are risky and control the town
your such a balzer" "ohh dont be scared your a balzer you do what you want
balzer by chicka00 July 23, 2010

Baldemar 

OMG! Did you see him? He is SO baldemar!!
Baldemar by OMGWTFSTFU December 22, 2008

bazemore 

bazemore by nick February 11, 2003

blazemico 

blazemico (Also known as blasting microsoft, and blaring microsplot) is a human being who enjoys stepping on land mines whilst demolishing buildings and roleplaying in questionable games. blazemico also enjoys being a big stinky smelly noob on every other day of the week. It is unknown why blazemico is a big stinky smelly n00b on every other day of the week, but some believe it may be tied to their possible dragon origins.
blazemico u smell

ur magnetized to landmines like blazemico
blazemico by snot rocert March 21, 2022

Baldemar 

You are absolutely lucky if you meet anyone with the name Baldemar! Baldemar is a handsome name for a boy. Baldemar can be funny, make jokes, and have a goofy little laugh. Baldemar is a wonderful person you can meet. He can help you feel better whenever you are feeling down, and can give you attention! He might be a little talkative, but that means he loves spending time with you. Get you a Baldemar!
“Omg do you see that boy? He’s so cute!”
“His name’s Baldemar!”
Baldemar by alicia💞 January 25, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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