landmines

Border Patrol 1: Let's put landmines so those Mexicans cant cross the border!

Border Patrol 2: Great! We'll send them back to Mexico with tanks too!
by WhiteAmerican777 May 13, 2010
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Landmined

A term used to describe a object typically small and sharp , that someone else has already stepped on and left for someone else to find . Usually as humor trap !
Tim - ow what the hell ! Ron - lol I see you found that landmined I've stept on 3 time and left fo you !
by dragonboy8586 October 23, 2020
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Landmine

The thin version of a grenade.
Mike: Dude, these girls are fucking landmines!
by Lennent July 30, 2010
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Landmining

To put a spike, commonly tacks, into a fountain drink lid and then hiding it in the ground to be stepped on
by Cobrastrike June 30, 2014
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Landmines

A word used to describe thin ugly chicks.
Grenades = bigger ugly chick; Landmines = thinner ugly chick

-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino"
by Roc18 July 30, 2010
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Landmine

A skinny ugly chick. This was referenced in the season 2 premiere of jersey shore.
Ronnie just hooked up with a landmine, then he did a grenade
by JamesAsset July 30, 2010
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The Landmine

Where one sticks there fist in a sexual orifice of another being and proceeds to open the fist suddenly in an explosion-like movement.
"This girl told me I couldn't finger for shit so I gave her the landmine and she hasn't walked right for days!."
by Gordan P. January 31, 2007
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