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blazemico 

blazemico (Also known as blasting microsoft, and blaring microsplot) is a human being who enjoys stepping on land mines whilst demolishing buildings and roleplaying in questionable games. blazemico also enjoys being a big stinky smelly noob on every other day of the week. It is unknown why blazemico is a big stinky smelly n00b on every other day of the week, but some believe it may be tied to their possible dragon origins.
blazemico u smell

ur magnetized to landmines like blazemico
blazemico by snot rocert March 21, 2022
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Blazewicz-ed 

To be "blazed" times 20 and to the point of no return to normalcy. You end up handcuffed in Lithuania for having a pocket full of illegal drugs and the next day you may or may not wake up to find yourself in a jailcell... wearing nothing but a black lacey corset from Ann Summers.
Finkle: "Dude, let's get blazed later"

Ace:" No way man, I got Blazewicz-ed 3 weeks ago and I still can't figure which hand I write with...what time do you want to go Christmas shopping?

Finkle:"What the hell Ace? it's March 10th.."
Blazewicz-ed by Ashley Mancini April 26, 2008

Blazercooper

A Minecraft server owner who likes E-Girls.
Hey man, you are such a Blazercooper.
Blazercooper by Krefter September 12, 2020

janaybritinnii' is lolabunny blazemichaelweaver is bugs bunny 

Janay is Taylor arize springs out female lakers basketball team and is 99 overall and blaze Michael weaver is Michael Jordan 98 overall
janaybritinnii' is lolabunny blazemichaelweaver is bugs bunny means - Janay glover is the best hey island boy I love you but I have to keep going see you in the future man I don't like being bored I don't love being hurt and I don't respect men that don't appreciate my worth I love you and blaze Michael Weaver shoot that jump shot I know cigarettes are your carrots and I know your Michael Jordan
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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