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Baldemar 

You are absolutely lucky if you meet anyone with the name Baldemar! Baldemar is a handsome name for a boy. Baldemar can be funny, make jokes, and have a goofy little laugh. Baldemar is a wonderful person you can meet. He can help you feel better whenever you are feeling down, and can give you attention! He might be a little talkative, but that means he loves spending time with you. Get you a Baldemar!
“Omg do you see that boy? He’s so cute!”
“His name’s Baldemar!”
Baldemar by alicia💞 January 25, 2023

dirty baldemar 

When you’re eating a girl out and you’re too drunk off of Jameson and you puke and it rockets up her vagina.
I’m never drinking again, last night I was so drunk that I accidentally gave grace a dirty baldemar.
A parody off of "Voldemort", the primary antagonist in the Harry Potter series, who is bald.
"He-who-must-not-be-named..."

"Oh, would you just call him by his real name already! BALDEMORT!"
Baldemort by darthbarracuda November 27, 2013
When someone is bald and enjoys Harry Potter
Hey dude, I shaved my head and now I look like a baldemort
Baldemort by Baldemort August 12, 2018

Baldemiro 

Baldemiro is a man who will make you feel at home. His expensive glasses and cute dimples with his black curly hair, is the best combination of handsome. He doesn't realize how handsome he is, and that's what makes him even more attractive. He will make you feel loved and special. Every part of you will melt for this man. He's the best boyfriend you could have. He's a wonderful person and has so much to offer the world. Whoever is with him must feel like the luckiest girl in the world.
Girl 1: "Omg look at that guy, he's so cute."
Girl 2: " I think his name is Baldemiro. I saw him first, just wait until I get my hands on him. He'll ask me to be his girlfriend in two days"
Baldemiro by bee666 May 30, 2022

Baldemiro 

Baldemiro is a funny, goofy guy once you get to know him. He'll always make you laugh if you're having a bad day. His cute glasses, black curly hair, and dimples are enough to make your heart melt for him. He'll always be there for you and show you how much he loves you with time spent together. If you ever find someone like him, never let him go.
"Woww my boyfriend is so handsome, his name is Baldemiro"
Baldemiro by bee666 May 31, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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