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Baldemiro 

Baldemiro is a man who will make you feel at home. His expensive glasses and cute dimples with his black curly hair, is the best combination of handsome. He doesn't realize how handsome he is, and that's what makes him even more attractive. He will make you feel loved and special. Every part of you will melt for this man. He's the best boyfriend you could have. He's a wonderful person and has so much to offer the world. Whoever is with him must feel like the luckiest girl in the world.
Girl 1: "Omg look at that guy, he's so cute."
Girl 2: " I think his name is Baldemiro. I saw him first, just wait until I get my hands on him. He'll ask me to be his girlfriend in two days"
Baldemiro by bee666 May 30, 2022
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Baldemiro 

Baldemiro is a funny, goofy guy once you get to know him. He'll always make you laugh if you're having a bad day. His cute glasses, black curly hair, and dimples are enough to make your heart melt for him. He'll always be there for you and show you how much he loves you with time spent together. If you ever find someone like him, never let him go.
"Woww my boyfriend is so handsome, his name is Baldemiro"
Baldemiro by bee666 May 31, 2022

valdemiro 

Valdemiro is a sweet guy. He's very shy at first. A quiet guy but when he warms up to you its endless fun and adventures. He is an amazing person and youd be lucky to be his friend or girlfriend.
hi valdemiro
valdemiro by Yatusabesss September 6, 2021
He is known as the guy you call whenever you feel down or just need someone to talk to, he will make you laugh and he can easily put a big smile on your face. He knows how to keep up a conversation, is funny, great personality, has beautiful eyes, and a great body. He has style but only shows it when he goes out because he likes to impress. He knows how to dance so it would be best to let him lead. He is great with the ladies but when it comes to relationships he is commited. He is a great boyfriend and will treat his girlfriend with such respect as if she were his queen by complimenting her and meaning every word. When it comes to being a freak he is one but doesnt show it from that innocent face of his, so he is best known as a closet freak. He is very smart but doesnt know what he wants to be in life yet.., but when it comes down to it he will become someone very successful.
Baldomero has is "IT" all...
Goshh my boyfriend is such a Baldomero.
Baldomero by girlii101 January 1, 2012
A parody off of "Voldemort", the primary antagonist in the Harry Potter series, who is bald.
"He-who-must-not-be-named..."

"Oh, would you just call him by his real name already! BALDEMORT!"
Baldemort by darthbarracuda November 27, 2013

Baldemar 

OMG! Did you see him? He is SO baldemar!!
Baldemar by OMGWTFSTFU December 22, 2008

baldestro string 

a common name for the bango string down the back of your penis
i had sex last night and my baldestro string snapped
baldestro string by mark turner April 19, 2005
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