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shemale that hoards all video games in the GTA. loves to brag about getting deals while being dressed in drag. does not help RFD, will soon be caught by the OPP. thinks he is a hoarding legend, but seriously, he is a straight up peasant. klepto puts this guy to shame, one day this guy will get citytv news fame.
man, that store was totally owned by balonis.

EB Games is about to get balonisized.

my balonis has a first name, its H O A R D, my balonis has a second name its T U R D S.
balonis by LIVE_DEREK_RULES April 7, 2010
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He is a big pigeon. Sometimes confuses people. He is in the dauņu squad. He likes alise (frog I think)... He doesn't do drugs and doesn't smoke. He is not a weirdo at all. He thinks that Justine needs to go to tvaika iela. He likes to make edits. That's a Latvian word that means pigeon. He has period. Sometimes he is a little rude. He don't likes whales and likes drake. He wants to steal Reinis. The word Balodis is used to say lonely and forever alone

#Balodis #lonely #foreveralone
Ooooo tas tač balodis

Ha ha ha wasn't fany

Balodis is not nice
That guy is so Balodis

I'm really Balodis
balodis by Teamrostika March 29, 2017

Balconist 

A balconist(s) is someone, or group of people, who spend a lot of time out on a balcony. Typically smoking weed or grilling. Extra points if you bring your fuzzy blanket outside while you do it. Don’t forget your dog and favorite lighter! Balconists UNITE!
I smell that sticky icky from here! It must be the balconists next door.
Balconist by nyquilhoe March 6, 2022
A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.

Leader is Jebus Bacon.
Is that a piece of Bacon on a Bacon stick?

Yeah, I practice Baconism.
Baconism by zebracake69 August 24, 2011
bitch suck my balinis hoe.

shut yo face or i will rip ur balinis off
balinis by etlhainz fothizz April 22, 2006
the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.
ALL HAIL BACONISM
Baconism by um1'sgon'die June 13, 2011
The comical misuse of words or phases that can change the local meaning of the word or phase.
How did herbivore become a baloism for homosexual?

(Conversation that takes place after a person just ordered a salad at a restaurant). What are you a herbivore now? No way, I still like girls.

(Example of future conversion) I heard Steve and Rod moved in together. Yeah, they are herbivores.
baloism by Wrong Number77 February 3, 2010