baconista

A purveyor, seller, or otherwise pusher of bacon in the ready to eat rather than uncooked state.

One who baconifies baconify or baconizes baconize.

Sausage won't do this morning. I have to go see my baconista.

by Pops946 August 6, 2008

baconatarian

When your diet only conists of the heavenly goodness called bacon.

person 1- I wonder if you would die if you were a baconatarian from eating so much bacon.

person 2- Who cares? It's probably the coolest and tastiest way to die.

by baconequalslife March 13, 2010

Baconitis

A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.

Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"

by chocolateboi1234 August 2, 2016

banistan

Where user of online bulletin board or chatroom is sent when banned from the site by the moderator, usually for abusive behavior, trolling or spamming.

Troll_7462 insulted everybody he encountered on the board, so moderator sent him to Banistan.

by heynowwassup November 17, 2010

Balconist

A balconist(s) is someone, or group of people, who spend a lot of time out on a balcony. Typically smoking weed or grilling. Extra points if you bring your fuzzy blanket outside while you do it. Don’t forget your dog and favorite lighter! Balconists UNITE!

I smell that sticky icky from here! It must be the balconists next door.

by nyquilhoe March 6, 2022

Baconism

A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.

Leader is Jebus Bacon.

Is that a piece of Bacon on a Bacon stick?

Yeah, I practice Baconism.

by zebracake69 August 24, 2011

Bacontastic

adj: 1) comparable to the awesomeness of bacon

2) containing enough bacon to render the beholder smitten with the item

1) This is, like, as great as bacon! It's bacontastic even!
2) This is the greatest cheeseburger ever! It's bacontastic!

by FTfreakingW April 11, 2010