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He is a big pigeon. Sometimes confuses people. He is in the dauņu squad. He likes alise (frog I think)... He doesn't do drugs and doesn't smoke. He is not a weirdo at all. He thinks that Justine needs to go to tvaika iela. He likes to make edits. That's a Latvian word that means pigeon. He has period. Sometimes he is a little rude. He don't likes whales and likes drake. He wants to steal Reinis. The word Balodis is used to say lonely and forever alone

#Balodis #lonely #foreveralone
Ooooo tas tač balodis

Ha ha ha wasn't fany

Balodis is not nice
That guy is so Balodis

I'm really Balodis
balodis by Teamrostika March 29, 2017
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baldis basics 

A game that looks like pre alpha minecraft on steroids and as hard as passing the balance pose on wii fit it makes dark souls look like doritos crash course 2 if it had a teacher is going to spank you with a ruler
baldis basics in education and learning is a great time for the whole family
baldis basics by Linkzy June 12, 2018
One who is prejudiced against the follicly-challenged.
He's a real baldist!
baldist by Genku July 29, 2003

baldisexual 

Baldisexual is a romantic or sexual attraction to Baldi from Baldi's Basics in education and learning or BBIEAL for short
I'm so attracted to Baldi I thin I'm baldisexual
baldisexual by XXRulerXX June 13, 2018
A system, not religion, that believes balds are all powerful human beings. The only way to become bald is to commend yourself to the balds. They are a very friendly group of people yet have one enemy, The Beards.
Bald Enthusiast: Hail Baldism!
Bald Enforcer: Glory to Baldism!
Baldism by GoodDefinitions April 7, 2017
shemale that hoards all video games in the GTA. loves to brag about getting deals while being dressed in drag. does not help RFD, will soon be caught by the OPP. thinks he is a hoarding legend, but seriously, he is a straight up peasant. klepto puts this guy to shame, one day this guy will get citytv news fame.
man, that store was totally owned by balonis.

EB Games is about to get balonisized.

my balonis has a first name, its H O A R D, my balonis has a second name its T U R D S.
balonis by LIVE_DEREK_RULES April 7, 2010
a certain person who has a problem with the follicly-challenged or chosen to be follicly-challenged
Diana Mai is a baldist.
baldist by Mr. Baldy December 26, 2007
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