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The comical misuse of words or phases that can change the local meaning of the word or phase.
How did herbivore become a baloism for homosexual?

(Conversation that takes place after a person just ordered a salad at a restaurant). What are you a herbivore now? No way, I still like girls.

(Example of future conversion) I heard Steve and Rod moved in together. Yeah, they are herbivores.
baloism by Wrong Number77 February 3, 2010
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BaoIsm belief states that everyone good or bad starts at Hell which is known as "earth" itself. Once a person passes on however, they will reform into a heaven no matter what sin's or crimes they have committed. This "heaven" will be based on what the person believed in before passing, and what their morals and values were. The heaven will then open at "gates" like in many stories and you will pass through. As many churches try to implement the same belief in thousands of people, such as Christianity. This is only to get many people under the same heaven, but it will not be the heaven that is based on the person's real beliefs that are locked under the power of the 'bible'. It may just be a conspiracy theory against churches, but it is a possible answer. Now people wonder what happen to the "bad" people, they must be tortured as well correct? Well, since their morals and beliefs was doing bad things then they will pass on to a "heaven" that is suited to them. You may call their version of "heaven" to really be a "hell", but in truth it is a "heaven" that befits their state of mind before passing. There is no written instruction or manuscript on BaoIsm, but it is written in the hearts and minds of every person.
BaoIsm is not a religion, it is a way of life.
BaoIsm by Epic Phail October 7, 2008
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A system, not religion, that believes balds are all powerful human beings. The only way to become bald is to commend yourself to the balds. They are a very friendly group of people yet have one enemy, The Beards.
Bald Enthusiast: Hail Baldism!
Bald Enforcer: Glory to Baldism!
Baldism by GoodDefinitions April 7, 2017
When a male's penis does not relate to the male's sexuality
So I was watching lesbian porn and my dick was just sitting there flaccid which doesn't make sense considering I'm straight but as soon as I pull open gay porn my dick became erect, do you think I have baltism?
Baltism by ForeignExchange September 21, 2018
Baoism is not a religion, it is a way of life. Created and practiced by the Great Bao-Loc Van Nguyen.
Baoism is not a religion, it is a way of life.

"I have my ways"
~Bao-Loc Van Nguyen
Baoism by Lucas the Destroyer January 7, 2008
not to be confused with botulism

any stringing together of random words and/or syllables to form a complete sounding interjection

examples: SMACK-NO-BYE!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
LEAVE-NOW-NO-BYE!
Joe Balu, founder of the Baluism, was a crazy negro who sputtered out sentence fragments on a daily basis.
baluism by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003

goof ballism 

christinas disease that i can use for many different things.
well you see here its a simple yet complex case of goof ballism
goof ballism by chyeahd January 17, 2008
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