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Baconsexual
Baconsexual by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021
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baconised • Baconized • baconisdaddy • baconise • Beaconised • baconed • Baconism • baconize • baconsex • baconweed
Baconated
When one is completely overwhelmed and overcome in all senses, as to leave one in a zombie-like state, thanks to, in particular, a Wendy's Baconator, but essentially any other form of bacon, one is said to have been 'baconated'.
Holy shit! Jim just ate that whole Baconator in two minutes! Just look at him now; he cannot move, speak, and likely cannot even think! He's so totally baconated.
Baconated by Francis de la Bacon July 23, 2010
Baconism
A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.
Leader is Jebus Bacon.
Leader is Jebus Bacon.
Baconism by zebracake69 August 24, 2011
baconkissed
Used to compliment or support another person's comment.
Synonymous with, "Well said!" or "Hear-Hear!"
Typically used when an added comment enhances or is even funnier than the original statement.
Based on the principal that everything tastes better with a 'kiss' of bacon.
Originated by Uecker on ruminations.com
Synonymous with, "Well said!" or "Hear-Hear!"
Typically used when an added comment enhances or is even funnier than the original statement.
Based on the principal that everything tastes better with a 'kiss' of bacon.
Originated by Uecker on ruminations.com
randy: "I bet morning breath led to the invention of the 69"
jen: "I think you have it backward"
aaron: "baconkissed!"
jen: "I think you have it backward"
aaron: "baconkissed!"
baconkissed by Tantrums August 29, 2009
Baconaise
The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.
Baconaise by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014
baconed
Totally, amazingly stoned. When "baked" just won't do, because it's not like being in an oven. And when "stoned" just makes you feel like the victim of medieval punishment. And "high" reminds you that you're afraid of heights. But you've really smoked the good stuff - you're "baconed". Because what could be better than bacon?
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