baconise
When an office worker walks away from their PC leaving it unlocked they will return they will find their desktop image changed for a picture of bacon.
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Baconsexual
Baconsexual by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021
Baconism
A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.
Leader is Jebus Bacon.
Leader is Jebus Bacon.
Baconism by zebracake69 August 24, 2011
Baconaise
The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.
Baconaise by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014
Baconism
the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.
ALL HAIL BACONISM
Baconism by um1'sgon'die June 13, 2011
baconsex
The act of either consuming bacon in a slightly homoerotic manner, the use of bacon during foreplay, or coupulating between human and swine. It is also rumored that this word was spawned during a closing shift at McDonald's.