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balloonjob 

The act of sucking laughing gas out of a balloon during fellatio right before orgasm in order to intensify and prolong the orgasm.
I’m sorry to say that I have secretly found out that
Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching at the museum, and then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other balloonjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
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balloono 

a game on omgpop where you are a monkey character. your target is to defeat as many monkeys as you can my dropping water balloons, but try not to get killed.
balloono is a great game that can be found on omgpop.com
balloono by Alicia Zhou March 2, 2011

Balloondock 

The process of going down on a woman, and exhaling into her vagina, thus, filling her up with air. Then, placing a hand on her stomach, to pushing the air out her cooter for a vaginal fart in your face.

E.g. Balloondocking, balloondocked. Air facial, Female inflation, partner assisted vaginal fart.

Not recommended for the use of women who don't clean their areas.

For best results, keep your hair free of any styling products so you can feel the gust of air on your scalp.

Do not balloondock into your ear, for it might cause an inner-ear infuction.
"You taste so good down here. Do you mind if i balloondock it?"

"I spent about 15 minutes balloondocking this girl. We both had a good laugh during foreplay."

"Something smells funny out here. It stinks. Like a bad balloondocks episode."

"...are you kidding? I'm a regular Balloondock Saint!"
Balloondock by colorblind1982 July 22, 2009

balloonjuice 

1. Insincere or empty talk, nonsense
2 interj. Nonsense!
Can the balloonjuice and get back to work.

You bought a new Porsche for $50? Balloonjuice!
balloonjuice by Chad December 7, 2003

balloonfoot 

Nickname President George W Bush has given to Colin Powell.
Tell Balloonfoot not to give me any more crappy intelligence about Iraq
balloonfoot by Jon Himself January 14, 2005

balloon job 

Act of blowing air into a woman's vagina until her belly swells and then yanking on her pussy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. It never works.
Biff: Chaz is an asshole! He told me if I gave my girl a Balloon Job she'd love it. But she just farted at me and left!
balloon job by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

Balloondoggle

when a mans testicles look like he has inflated balloons hanging from between his legs.
"That Ron Jeremy is totally a balloondoggle"
Balloondoggle by funkigrl March 27, 2008