The act of sucking laughing gas out of a balloon during fellatio right before orgasm in order to intensify and prolong the orgasm.
I’m sorry to say that I have secretly found out that
Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching at the museum, and then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other balloonjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching at the museum, and then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other balloonjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
by the self fulfilling prophet September 17, 2017
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The process of going down on a woman, and exhaling into her vagina, thus, filling her up with air. Then, placing a hand on her stomach, to pushing the air out her cooter for a vaginal fart in your face.
E.g. Balloondocking, balloondocked. Air facial, Female inflation, partner assisted vaginal fart.
Not recommended for the use of women who don't clean their areas.
For best results, keep your hair free of any styling products so you can feel the gust of air on your scalp.
Do not balloondock into your ear, for it might cause an inner-ear infuction.
E.g. Balloondocking, balloondocked. Air facial, Female inflation, partner assisted vaginal fart.
Not recommended for the use of women who don't clean their areas.
For best results, keep your hair free of any styling products so you can feel the gust of air on your scalp.
Do not balloondock into your ear, for it might cause an inner-ear infuction.
"You taste so good down here. Do you mind if i balloondock it?"
"I spent about 15 minutes balloondocking this girl. We both had a good laugh during foreplay."
"Something smells funny out here. It stinks. Like a bad balloondocks episode."
"...are you kidding? I'm a regular Balloondock Saint!"
"I spent about 15 minutes balloondocking this girl. We both had a good laugh during foreplay."
"Something smells funny out here. It stinks. Like a bad balloondocks episode."
"...are you kidding? I'm a regular Balloondock Saint!"
by colorblind1982 July 22, 2009
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Get the balloonfoot mug.Act of blowing air into a woman's vagina until her belly swells and then yanking on her pussy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. It never works.
Biff: Chaz is an asshole! He told me if I gave my girl a Balloon Job she'd love it. But she just farted at me and left!
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