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The best bathroom in the office, one that isn't frequented very often, so you're free to do your nasty shitting in peace.
Where'd Jon go?

"off to his 2nd floor safe haven, he had general tso's chicken for lunch"
by Jon Himself July 01, 2003

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Normally displayed when a Male is wearing short- shorts, devoid of underwear, and his genitalia proceeds to sneak through the leg holes
I was out doing some yardwork, it was hotter than hell, my ball cleavage was definitely showing
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

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a mexican dude
Hey essay, who you tryin to get crazy with? don't you know i'm loco!!!
by Jon Himself March 28, 2003

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When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

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When a female mammal, has a hardcore lusting attraction to a male, or female, for that matter in a sexual, and sometimes even sexually deviant persuasion.
K-licious totally has a girlboner for that new dude that sells the crystal meth.
by Jon Himself April 29, 2003

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Something Worthy of praise
Where'd you get them new birkenstocks? they're pretty losh
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

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small turds that come out leaving you unsatisfied in the wiping process
Yo, look at the shit giblets I left in your mommas bathroom
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

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