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Balloondock 

The process of going down on a woman, and exhaling into her vagina, thus, filling her up with air. Then, placing a hand on her stomach, to pushing the air out her cooter for a vaginal fart in your face.

E.g. Balloondocking, balloondocked. Air facial, Female inflation, partner assisted vaginal fart.

Not recommended for the use of women who don't clean their areas.

For best results, keep your hair free of any styling products so you can feel the gust of air on your scalp.

Do not balloondock into your ear, for it might cause an inner-ear infuction.
"You taste so good down here. Do you mind if i balloondock it?"

"I spent about 15 minutes balloondocking this girl. We both had a good laugh during foreplay."

"Something smells funny out here. It stinks. Like a bad balloondocks episode."

"...are you kidding? I'm a regular Balloondock Saint!"
Balloondock by colorblind1982 July 22, 2009
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Balloondoggle

when a mans testicles look like he has inflated balloons hanging from between his legs.
"That Ron Jeremy is totally a balloondoggle"
Balloondoggle by funkigrl March 27, 2008

ballooncock 

A crime perpetrated on a man who is sleeping outdoors. First a helium-filled balloon is attached to the man's penis, then the penis is severed at its base. The unfortunate victim awakens shortly afterwards to experience pain, blood-loss, and the heart-breaking sight of his pride-and-joy floating away, never to be seen again.
Lady Astor: "If I were your wife, sir, I would ballooncock you as you slept."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband, I wouldn't want to keep it anyway."
ballooncock by Alipé August 13, 2007

Bloondock 

a village in BMC (Bloons Monkey City) Which Has An Extremely Large Amount of Dart Monkey Halls
Ok. My Brother Is A Noob In BMC And His City Is A Bloondock
Bloondock by xX 44100 Xx August 21, 2021

Balloondolier 

A bandolier made entirely out of balloons or condoms.
Did you see that new balloondolier he was sporting. It looked rather dull.
Balloondolier by Thephatguy34 August 9, 2018

Ballondicking 

The act of blowing air into a penis to provide stimulation.
I.E. - "SHE WAS BALLONDICKING THE SHIT OUT OF ME, THEN LET GO... AND I FLEW ACROSS THE ROOM. "
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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