balljak

When participating in a game of balljak one must steal all of the "balls" of the other player.

Person A: Yoink!
Person B: I Got Balljaked!

balljak by scottysullivan September 26, 2006

ballzak 

Put simply.....The scrotal sack. Known as the scrotum, but NOT the taint.

Yo, I asked my girl to be rough so she kicked me right in the ballzak.

ballzak by mitchiethekidatsfh June 29, 2016

ballzak 

ballzak is a nickname for people who have the name Zak. Ballzaks usually think that they're strong, but in reality the can only bench bar. Ballzaks usually third wheel a lot and laugh at their own jokes.

Yo, ballzak just benched 20 pounds and he said that his pecs are "too big"

ballzak by BALLZAK July 3, 2015

balljam 

A human event that induces the emotional experience of being a ball and being jammed in a machine.

"Balljam! As it turns out, we are lost."

"Balljam! I forgot we had plans tonight, so I'm actually..."

balljam by elaszcz January 5, 2010

balljacker 

1.a lazy person.
2.a person with so much time on their hands as to be compared to fiddling with ones own testicles.
3.germanthe person,not the nationality

"german doesn't do anything. He's such a balljacker"

balljacker by Jay Bain January 12, 2008

Balljazzle 

The act of decorating male genitalia with shiny and/or sparkly rhinestones. Typically a Bedazzler is used for adherence.

Matt was excited to bring home his brand new Bedazzler so he could balljazzle himself in anticipation of his date to the upcoming disco party.

Balljazzle by Orange You Glad? April 19, 2010

balljam 

The smelly, pasty crud that builds up between your nutsack and your inner thigh after you haven't washed down there for a few days

Jane started to go down on Tim but when she caught a whiff of his balljam she realized she should have brought a butter knife with her to spread it on some bread.

balljam by almondhead June 18, 2015