Ballarat Cravat is a term used when describing the act of doing a poo around the neck region of a willing recipient and then carefully shaping/moulding that poo into a cravat-like neckband. It's widely accepted that the Ballrat Cravat is the next evolution (successor if you will) of the once popular Cincinnati Bowtie.
Legend has it that Sir Ronald Stoolman of Ballarat Australia, invented the Ballarat Cravat while on a brothel crawl around around North America.
"Yeah man, she just straight up asked me to give her a Ballarat Cravat and I couldn't believe my luck"
"Excuse me miss, that Ballarat Cravat you have on is of impeccable style and quality"
A replacement for nearly any condescending word. In most cases it is primarily used as an insult. May also be used as a verb to describe a person's actions as condescending or negative towards another person
Vince: "You should quit being so ballatant."
Trevor: "Yeah, don't ballatate me for failing that test."
Derek: "He was ballatating you like it was his job."
Vince: "Yeah, Nickbro really sucks."
Nick: "I am sorry for throwing unnecessary ballatations your way Trevor."
Something that is so awesome you have to resort to this word to explain it's awesomeness. Like awesomesauce except way better. Term coined by livelifeloud on YouTube.
John: Dude! I just got the new 250GB Xbox and 4 games with it for only $300!