elaszcz's definitions

balljam

A human event that induces the emotional experience of being a ball and being jammed in a machine.

"Balljam! As it turns out, we are lost."

"Balljam! I forgot we had plans tonight, so I'm actually..."

by elaszcz January 5, 2010

snangle

To snuggle at an angle, usually less than 90 degrees from the surface on which the snugglers are positioned. This act is much less conducive to chastity than lying independently at an acute angle or snuggling while sitting perpendicular to the ground.

Megan and Ben often snangle in the common room. They must be engaged.

by elaszcz January 6, 2010