balljak

When participating in a game of balljak one must steal all of the "balls" of the other player.
Person A: Yoink!
Person B: I Got Balljaked!
by scottysullivan September 26, 2006
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rate

1. Used in Jerry Jackson films and the narrator is unable to pronounce "right", so the word rate is used. Oh No! is used in a high pitch voice during some episodes to create suspense and tension. Also animatiosn spelt incorrectly "animatens".
2. To rate someone (1-10)
That is like rate funny, LMAO!
by scottysullivan October 06, 2006
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Klu Klux Goose

1. A short character on "The Hitcher" episode of The Mighty Boosh Series 1.

2. A member of the "Animal Offenders" prison which features the Nazi turtle ("a fresh-water fascist for all the family"), the Ku Klux goose and Trevor Robinson, a shire horse with over 37 unpaid parking tickets.

3. A goose that takes offense from anybody who is in an ethnic minority (blacks, asians, chinks, etc.)
Look?!
Wyhat?
A Klu Klux Goose!
by scottysullivan October 05, 2006
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arse floss

1.Any liquid, gas or solid that comes out of ur rectum/anus/arse/ass/crack/cheesehole.

2.When candy floss is ramed up a mans arse so hard it comes out his penis
A: Whoa whats that?
B: Ey! Its arse floss
by scottysullivan October 03, 2006
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niggarish

An adjective to describe something of black colour

Description of someone that wears black

Sometimes known as black as a black mans cape, blacki(black paki), koonish(a black irish man that has a strange temptation to own a pot of gold and skip over a rainbow
A:That guy is so black, he's niggarish!
B:Lol, yeah!
by scottysullivan October 05, 2006
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Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

1. A character off of the well known television series "The Mitchell and Webb Look"

2. A poor tramp that comes from a rich family that has to steal joints, beer and cigarettes to live a normal lifestyle
by scottysullivan October 03, 2006
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heeft

1. A comapny which provides betting and gambling services
2. A type of rake
3. A Sweedish surname
4. Another name for a child with no father (aka bastard)
5. Infamous German beastiality adult movie
6. Type of extremely hot curry
7. New product by Barry Scott (Cillit Bang)
8. Trinny and Suzannas method of regurgitating food for the purpose of losing weight
1: Have you seen that movie, "Heeft"
2: That movie is "almost sexual", i just want to rub my balls into my eye sockets and suck lemon juice
1: Fucking sexual!
by scottysullivan October 06, 2006
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