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when one doesnt even try to shoot their shot.
'she hasnt even talked to him! she's benched.'
by daddy deeya May 28, 2020
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Dejagoo is the strange feeling that you've been in this sticky situation before. It is dejavu due to goo. Usual symptoms are shivers down once's spine followed by disgust, especially if actual goo is involved.
Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. And i was like, oh dude this feels familiar. Then I remembered that I like stepped in pup poo like last weekend too. Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.
by Hukra March 14, 2009
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Removed from a game or removed from play; can be applied to any situation where one is not permitted to participate in an activity.

Derived from the sporting world where players often sit on a bench when not playing. A player can be benched for many reasons including but not limited to: playing or performing poorly or sucking, disobeying the coach or leader, unsportsmanlike conduct, not following the game plan, showing up late, etc.
Coach says I'm benched because I can't catch today.

Man I thought I had a chance with that cute girl over there but she totally benched me.
by pihmpdaddi May 28, 2008
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To be raped in a violent or agressive way.
Usaully used for soft language so you don't have to say rape.
"Did you hear what happened to Haley?"
"Yeah, she got benched."
by LittlePeopleFood February 03, 2013
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A person goes behind your legs, on their knees, whilst another person pushes you from the front and you fall back.
"Holy shit! There's blood!"
by HewbyGewby June 17, 2009
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to be drunk and on a bench with a friend. discussing pointless topics.
craig and gareth were benched, discussing how if the hulk teabagged you it would feel like getting hit in the face by some footballs
by Reedy111 December 01, 2009
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