almondhead's definitions

baked chicken

When your girl is laying naked on her back with her knees pulled up to her chest she is in the baked chicken position.

I came home from work last night and found my wife had prepared the baked chicken so I provided the stuffing!

by almondhead June 26, 2015

balljam

The smelly, pasty crud that builds up between your nutsack and your inner thigh after you haven't washed down there for a few days

Jane started to go down on Tim but when she caught a whiff of his balljam she realized she should have brought a butter knife with her to spread it on some bread.

by almondhead June 18, 2015