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1. when you hit a defenseless columbian girl with a huge whiskey bottle. causing her to lose all her clothes and shake her rump. 2. when you are told you wont complete something and you shut there faces up by blowing it out of the water. 3. also going to balljangles state university where your mascot is a pair of blue balls and ur intials are csbjsu.

hey your not gonna make that deadline you only have 2 mins left. OH MY GOD YOU MADE IT... dude! you so balljangles that. oh man. i soo thought you were gonna blow that... NO I JUST BALLJANGLES IT ALL DAY LONG.

balljangles by the balljangles March 2, 2009

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Blojangles

English: BOH-jang-uhls

Spanish: boh-HAHN-glaze

Nickname for a southern food chain restaurant, one "Bojangles". Incredibly delicious and super non nutritional chicken, biscuits, french fries, and iced tea. Like crack for redneck folk in the morning.

Hey y'all want a biscuit?

Hell yeah Bo lets get some damn Blojangles.

Blojangles by puffdaddy redneck December 25, 2008

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blojangles

a blow job

John: "hey man, did you fuck that chick last night?"

Joe: "nah, but she gave me some blojangles."

blojangles by xxmetoxx November 6, 2009

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Mr. BallJayngles

Mr. BallJayngles: a sexual position between two gay lovers or mutual participants in gay acts whereby one man thrusts his hips towards the other man's pelvic region. this action causes the skin of the scrotum to stretch as the testicles slide forward in the sack. the scrotums of the two men then interlock and twirl around eachother until the balls of the men finally collide causing and clanking, jayngeling, or a sharp cracking sound. note: the two participants must be exceptionally gay and also have extremely saggy balls in order for this act to work properly.

Example: "Hi my name is pat. Me and my boyfriend Skylar are going to ass fuck tonight, and if I'm lucky, we might get real hot and do the Mr. BallJayngles!"

Mr. BallJayngles by kileze April 18, 2009

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Bajangles

drink beer and smoke blunts

yo dog wanna go bajangles

Bajangles by jdizzlefoshizzle1234 June 25, 2009

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Bajangles

Another way to pronounce the restaurant "Bojangles". ... also ur pp

"my Bajangles are in mangles!"
-Frog Queen

Bajangles by Freddie duck May 28, 2021

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ballfangled

Beyond confused about something.

“I am ballfangled”

ballfangled by anonymous November 29, 2023

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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