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Balljazzle 

Testicular equivalent of vajazzle, usually conducted by dipping ones testicles (in a squatting fashion) into a bowl of glue, then into a bowl containing rhinestone, jewels, sequins, glitter and other items one wants to adorn ones testicles with.
Nick's balljazzled testicles resembled a cross between Joseph's amazing technicolour dreamcoat and a disco ball
Balljazzle by thepuddingmaster July 10, 2011

balldazzle 

to bling out your balls; similar to Vagazzle, but for men
if you vagazzle for me, I will balldazzle for you
balldazzle by Pito-saurus April 13, 2010

Ballguzzler 

One who excessively guzzles, chews on, or consumes testicles.
Jeff is always munching on testicles. He is a real ballguzzler.
Ballguzzler by antonben May 13, 2009

bajazzle 

For men, growing your beard and enhancing your chin furniture with decorative and useful things - keys, jewellery, small charms, curios etc. A vajazzle for beards!
"I was wondering what to do with my beard, so I bajazzled it..."

Also - Keith Richards & Johnny Depp in Pirates of The Caribbean films!
bajazzle by BassLicious January 17, 2013

bulljizzle 

Just another yet funnier way of saying bullshit
Sounds like a load of "bulljizzle" to me
bulljizzle by Punkskaterdude November 27, 2016

balljazzling

The masculine equivalent of vajazzling, wherein rhinestones are adhered to the testicular and scrotal regions, resulting in a disco ball-like effect.
Our tool of a limo driver was late, most likely because he had a balljazzling appointment.
balljazzling by positivegman May 31, 2010