Balljazzle

The act of decorating male genitalia with shiny and/or sparkly rhinestones. Typically a Bedazzler is used for adherence.

Matt was excited to bring home his brand new Bedazzler so he could balljazzle himself in anticipation of his date to the upcoming disco party.

by Orange You Glad? April 19, 2010

Balljazzle

Testicular equivalent of vajazzle, usually conducted by dipping ones testicles (in a squatting fashion) into a bowl of glue, then into a bowl containing rhinestone, jewels, sequins, glitter and other items one wants to adorn ones testicles with.

Nick's balljazzled testicles resembled a cross between Joseph's amazing technicolour dreamcoat and a disco ball

by thepuddingmaster July 10, 2011

balldazzle

to bling out your balls; similar to Vagazzle, but for men

if you vagazzle for me, I will balldazzle for you

by Pito-saurus April 13, 2010

Ballguzzler

One who excessively guzzles, chews on, or consumes testicles.

Jeff is always munching on testicles. He is a real ballguzzler.

by antonben May 13, 2009

bajazzle

For men, growing your beard and enhancing your chin furniture with decorative and useful things - keys, jewellery, small charms, curios etc. A vajazzle for beards!

"I was wondering what to do with my beard, so I bajazzled it..."

Also - Keith Richards & Johnny Depp in Pirates of The Caribbean films!

by BassLicious January 17, 2013

bulljizzle

Just another yet funnier way of saying bullshit

Sounds like a load of "bulljizzle" to me

by Punkskaterdude November 27, 2016

balljazzling

The masculine equivalent of vajazzling, wherein rhinestones are adhered to the testicular and scrotal regions, resulting in a disco ball-like effect.

Our tool of a limo driver was late, most likely because he had a balljazzling appointment.

by positivegman May 31, 2010