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Balljazzle 

The act of decorating male genitalia with shiny and/or sparkly rhinestones. Typically a Bedazzler is used for adherence.
Matt was excited to bring home his brand new Bedazzler so he could balljazzle himself in anticipation of his date to the upcoming disco party.
Balljazzle by Orange You Glad? April 19, 2010
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Balljazzle 

Testicular equivalent of vajazzle, usually conducted by dipping ones testicles (in a squatting fashion) into a bowl of glue, then into a bowl containing rhinestone, jewels, sequins, glitter and other items one wants to adorn ones testicles with.
Nick's balljazzled testicles resembled a cross between Joseph's amazing technicolour dreamcoat and a disco ball
Balljazzle by thepuddingmaster July 10, 2011

balldazzle 

to bling out your balls; similar to Vagazzle, but for men
if you vagazzle for me, I will balldazzle for you
balldazzle by Pito-saurus April 13, 2010

Ballguzzler 

One who excessively guzzles, chews on, or consumes testicles.
Jeff is always munching on testicles. He is a real ballguzzler.
Ballguzzler by antonben May 13, 2009

bajazzle 

For men, growing your beard and enhancing your chin furniture with decorative and useful things - keys, jewellery, small charms, curios etc. A vajazzle for beards!
"I was wondering what to do with my beard, so I bajazzled it..."

Also - Keith Richards & Johnny Depp in Pirates of The Caribbean films!
bajazzle by BassLicious January 17, 2013

bulljizzle 

Just another yet funnier way of saying bullshit
Sounds like a load of "bulljizzle" to me
bulljizzle by Punkskaterdude November 27, 2016

balljazzling

The masculine equivalent of vajazzling, wherein rhinestones are adhered to the testicular and scrotal regions, resulting in a disco ball-like effect.
Our tool of a limo driver was late, most likely because he had a balljazzling appointment.
balljazzling by positivegman May 31, 2010
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