1.a lazy person.
2.a person with so much time on their hands as to be compared to fiddling with ones own testicles.
3.germanthe person,not the nationality
Vinny: Hey I had this well wierd dream last night that I could suck myself off and I was in Kyles car and he wouldnt let me.
Kyle: Oh my god, vinny's baldammered!
Greg: That's only his second can.
Used as the term blowjob if you get head in PanamaCity, F.L. This word is commonly used during highschool spring break. You will hear alot of springbreakers saying this word on the beach outside of the tikibar.
Hey that blondie over there gave me a bajammer outside of the tiki bar !
A male you has sexual intercourse with another male so intense that them ball sack of the individual in the back slaps the ball sack of the male in front. With a clapping sound.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.