1.a lazy person.
2.a person with so much time on their hands as to be compared to fiddling with ones own testicles.
3.germanthe person,not the nationality
Vinny: Hey I had this well wierd dream last night that I could suck myself off and I was in Kyles car and he wouldnt let me.
Kyle: Oh my god, vinny's baldammered!
Greg: That's only his second can.
Used as the term blowjob if you get head in PanamaCity, F.L. This word is commonly used during highschool spring break. You will hear alot of springbreakers saying this word on the beach outside of the tikibar.
A male you has sexual intercourse with another male so intense that them ball sack of the individualin the back slaps the ball sack of the male in front. With a clapping sound.