BALLZAK's definitions

Salemifam

Salemifam is a group of people in the Chicago area where they worship eachother and compete against other similar groups as them such as another popular group called the bellizi fam

Bro I think Krystian ditched the salemifam for the bellizifam

by BALLZAK August 7, 2015

ballzak

ballzak is a nickname for people who have the name Zak. Ballzaks usually think that they're strong, but in reality the can only bench bar. Ballzaks usually third wheel a lot and laugh at their own jokes.

Yo, ballzak just benched 20 pounds and he said that his pecs are "too big"

by BALLZAK July 3, 2015

retarded

When your drive way needs a new coat of tar so you retarded.

Guy1: why cant we walk on your driveway again?

Guy2: cuz we retarded

Guy1: ooo so you put a new coat of tar on it.

Guy2: yup

by Ballzak May 26, 2007