ballcooter
ballcooter by Sicilian Phoenix March 31, 2023
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Ballcockery
"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."
"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."
"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"
"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."
"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"
Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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Baracooter
When a vagina is so tight that it actually grips the ridge of your penis head and you can't pull it out without softening up first. We recommend that the fastest way to soften up is to think about tossing your grandma's salad while she is pinching a turtle head.
My god! Either she has a baracooter, or she's pregnant with baby Hercules and it just grabbed my cock.
Baracooter by Clark Cunt October 15, 2010
Ballcooker
When you put your laptop on your lap and it becomes really hot, the temperature can get so high it actually impairs the viability of your sperm.
Ballcooker by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011
Balloonerd
Balloonerd by A Reliable Source October 16, 2006
Ballottery
The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.
Ballottery by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 20, 2010
Ballooner
A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.
Ballooner by Chad and Zak April 5, 2011
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