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A beautiful women with sandy blonde hair that floats in the air. She also has a pretty-good looking face. Her love languages are giving gifts (e.i. bird necklaces, and tapes that her cousin made), physical touch and, words of affirmation/ quality time chatting online. Once she is yours, she will be yours always and forever. Your love will be like a flock of doves flying up to heaven above.
"Oh yeah, LaFawnduh. How are things going with her?" "Well, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. We chat online for like, 2 hours everyday, so yeah, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious."
LaFawnduh by secretpurgin November 12, 2020
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One's true love that will last always and forever.
Nick proposed to Sarah. For he has found his LaFawnduh.
LaFawnduh by Jonnie April 3, 2005
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A large African American woman, commonly equated to Rosa Parks for traveling by bus as demonstrated on Napoleon Dynamite. Her teeth often resemble that of a horse, or Matt Pieper. She enjoys conversing on the internet with a slightly flamboyant man named Kip and is of-course... Ghetto Fabulous.
I can't wait until LaFawnduh arrives from Detroit for a couple of days. She will hook me up with some real bling. I hope she doesn't ruin our lives and eat all our steak, like Uncle Rico.
LaFawnduh by Chevrolet-La-Vee-Vee-Na December 29, 2004
Kip's girlfriend, sandy blonde hair, just waves in the air.
Kip while talking online: I love the way your sandy blonde hair just waves in the air...
LaFawnduh by Leslie March 1, 2005

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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