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Ballcopter

A man with a long ballsack, long enough to swing it in a circular motion like a helicopter.
Kelly was envious of his brothers big balls & long sack often times his brother will swing his ballsack in a circular motion like a helicopter blade, Kellys sister in-law gets turned on by the ballcopter!
by The original ballcopter September 6, 2013
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ballcupper

A man whose life is devoted to the comfort and pleasure of a higher ranking officer. He spends his free time hating on those who have a real job.
Pat Tanner is the brigade commander's ballcupper.
by Bitch Rat III October 8, 2008
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Ballcockery

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.
"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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Bellacopter

When a male, usually in the showers, grabs his shaft and swings it round in the motion of a helicopter rota-blade. Lots of fun with more foreskin.
Man did you see Bruce Forsyth in the shower he had so much foreskin I thought he was going to take off with that Bellacopter!!!
by Marchantman February 26, 2009
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Ballcooker

When you put your laptop on your lap and it becomes really hot, the temperature can get so high it actually impairs the viability of your sperm.
I can't have kids because my laptop was a real ballcooker.
by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011
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bellycopter

The art of grasping the penis by the root and swinging it round like the rotor blades of a helicopter.
"Giles failed to make a good impression at the wedding reception after he demonstrated the bellycopter to the mother of the bride".
by Steve Brace May 14, 2008
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Ballottery

The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.
There really aren't any winners of the Ballottery.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 20, 2010
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