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ballcupper 

A man whose life is devoted to the comfort and pleasure of a higher ranking officer. He spends his free time hating on those who have a real job.
Pat Tanner is the brigade commander's ballcupper.
ballcupper by Bitch Rat III October 8, 2008

Ballcockery 

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.
"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"
Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

Bellacopter 

When a male, usually in the showers, grabs his shaft and swings it round in the motion of a helicopter rota-blade. Lots of fun with more foreskin.
Man did you see Bruce Forsyth in the shower he had so much foreskin I thought he was going to take off with that Bellacopter!!!
Bellacopter by Marchantman February 26, 2009

Ballcooker

When you put your laptop on your lap and it becomes really hot, the temperature can get so high it actually impairs the viability of your sperm.
I can't have kids because my laptop was a real ballcooker.
Ballcooker by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

bellycopter

The art of grasping the penis by the root and swinging it round like the rotor blades of a helicopter.
"Giles failed to make a good impression at the wedding reception after he demonstrated the bellycopter to the mother of the bride".
bellycopter by Steve Brace May 14, 2008

Ballottery 

The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.
There really aren't any winners of the Ballottery.
Ballottery by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 20, 2010