Ballcooker

When you put your laptop on your lap and it becomes really hot, the temperature can get so high it actually impairs the viability of your sperm.

I can't have kids because my laptop was a real ballcooker.

Ballcooker by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

Bullcockery 

Suicide by chocking on a bull cock

Feeling his life had no purpose, he committed suicide by means of bullcockery.

Bullcockery by NotSeth666 September 27, 2017

Ballcockery 

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

Balloonerd 

The act of being beaten into submission by a balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions.

"Dude, you just got Balloonerd by that balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions."

Balloonerd by A Reliable Source October 16, 2006

Ballooner 

A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.

Lafawnduh is such a ballooner, she'll practicality blow you for free.

Ballooner by Chad and Zak April 5, 2011

Ballsoaker 

Hot as shit, sweaty.

'Twas a real Ballsoaker today

Ballsoaker by DDiddy October 24, 2007

bullcocker 

A flatcocker (see 'flatcockers') who ALWAYS assumes (or wants to, anyway) the dominant position. And, unlike a flatcocker, who usually only uses the prehensile pubic and hip bones, the bullcocker sometimes enlists the help of instruments to further her mission and to better give satiation to the submissive femme that is the object of her affections.

"Did you see how that bullcocker worked over that submissive femme in the movie? I didn't know if that little lady would be able to handle that onslaught. That REALLY turned me on!" 'Bullcocker', as well as the word 'flatcockers' has been in use for many, many years here in the Southern United States.

bullcocker by Southern Man April 4, 2006