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baling

When your diet contains so much fibre that your shit starts to look like hay bales.
"Man, this high fibre diet has me baling."
by Linnick March 29, 2008
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Baling

Putting a hapless creature/person in a wheelie bin.
Did you see that bitch baling a cat on You Tube?
by Bastos McNigra August 25, 2010
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baling wire

(noun) Sturdy, bendable wire used to bale hay or repair nearly anything broken. Often used in conjunction with Duct Tape. Alternate pronunciation "balin' wire"
My cousin's tailpipe was fixin' to fall off, but he jury rigged it with some duct tape and baling wire.
by Redneck in the big city January 14, 2008
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Baling twine

Baling twine can be used to tie anything together and is the strongest material known to man. If aircraft were built out of this and duct tape, they could survive any crash intact.
A: "This climbing rope is frayed and I have to scale the north face of the Eiger."

B: "Use this length of baling twine instead."
by fubarderby October 22, 2004
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hay baling

The act of consuming food while simultaneously defecating.
I was late for work this morning so decided to do some hay baling to conserve time.
by Chew Skeeter September 18, 2016
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Tether Balling

When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.
Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.
by ohohface247 June 10, 2010
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Colleen Ballinger

A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator
"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"

"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"
by Fishy Mann July 10, 2023
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