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Baling
Baling by Bastos McNigra August 25, 2010
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balingus • baling • balingling • Baling twine • baling wire • balinga • Balingabub • balingandunga • balingit • balingo
baling wire
(noun) Sturdy, bendable wire used to bale hay or repair nearly anything broken. Often used in conjunction with Duct Tape. Alternate pronunciation "balin' wire"
My cousin's tailpipe was fixin' to fall off, but he jury rigged it with some duct tape and baling wire.
baling wire by Redneck in the big city January 14, 2008
Baling twine
Baling twine can be used to tie anything together and is the strongest material known to man. If aircraft were built out of this and duct tape, they could survive any crash intact.
A: "This climbing rope is frayed and I have to scale the north face of the Eiger."
B: "Use this length of baling twine instead."
B: "Use this length of baling twine instead."
Baling twine by fubarderby October 22, 2004
hay baling
hay baling by Chew Skeeter September 18, 2016
Tether Balling
When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.
Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.
Tether Balling by ohohface247 June 10, 2010
Colleen Ballinger
A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator
"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"
"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"
"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"
Colleen Ballinger by Fishy Mann July 10, 2023
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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