bales

the most annoying motherfucker in the marine corps and the world. never shuts up. one who loses his virginity to a man in thailand.

shut the fuck up bales.

by john July 16, 2004

bales

To intentionally look like Drew Carey, but a creepier version; if that is possible.

Is that Drew or is that pedafile over there pulling a bales in his jeep.

by Tripp T-Bone April 23, 2015

Bale

n. A compressed brick of marijuana, usually ranging in weight from 10 to 40 pounds.*

Eddy just bought a bale from some stingy guy downtown. What, is he becoming a dealer now!?

by callinghome November 01, 2004

BALEED

In capable of performing under such conditions which are very easy to perform under.

Person A: You kno i have a test tommorow, and i didnt study shit WALLA.
Person B: YA5I BALEED.

by Baleedist January 21, 2009

baleful

deadly or pernicious in influence

that snake is baleful

by loppydawny May 03, 2018

the bale

Being incredibly awkward around a girl until the point where one is irresistible

He pulled the bale last night, and she sucked his pee pee

by ANEGPI January 05, 2010

Bale

To grievously attack, either physically or verbally, a person or group of people to such a degree that they become speechless and wet their knickers.

In reference to Actor Christian Bale.
And his well known Bale-a-thon.

"If you don't stop making eyes at that dudes chick, he's gonna go Bale on your ass."

"Forget shock and awe, we need to Bale Iraq..."

by klimarac February 06, 2009