baklam 

A word to describe something/someone super ugly or disliked, maybe even hated. Also in the Buru language.

pronounce it:

(baak-lamm)

"This is a baklam day...I hate it."

baklam by Duttyboylove December 30, 2022

Balamer 

n. In Baltimoron, this is the "home city" of Baltimore. While this is the usual spelling for the word, a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlamer." (Those of you in the Mid-West might pronounce the first "a" as a short a, and that would be incorrect.) Baltimore is frequently shortened further to "Balmer." Again, this is the accepted spelling, but a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlmer."

"Doen'cha knoe, I'm from Balamer,
'n' crabs is whut I'm eechin' feur!
Doen'cha knoe, Santa dear,
With sum cold crabs 'nd a beer,
It would be jus like a trip back to old Bal-tee-more,
Baaaaal-teeee-mooore!"
-- David DeBoy, 'Crabs For Christmas'

Balamer by Dan Weyandt April 9, 2008

Baklaag 

An evil entity who's goal is for you to not finish your video games. He also enjoys when you get a game over.

Also enjoys Buk Buk Buk 'ing when you fail.

A mascot of sorts for the epic website known as the Backloggery

-Baklaag's Song-
Go forth, my minions,
buy a shiny new game!
The merchants will thank you,

though wallets might blame.

So many adventures
for you to begin!
Ignore your old titles,
it's hardly a sin.

Let those kingdoms rot,
whose worlds you've seen.
For if you bring closure,
you'll just end the dream.

Though maidens may weep,
ever locked in their tower.
And villains rejoice,
secure in their power.

You need not mind,
you'll be safe in a trance.
Chasing every new fad,
you don't have a chance.

So heed not the calls,
"Everyman!" and "Good luck!"
And feed the unfinished
while I "BUK BUK BUK!"

Baklaag by Master_Ickolas June 11, 2010

Ballamore

the urban name for the city of Baltimore, Maryland describing the flamboient and glamourous lifestyles of some of the city's high profile and local residents. The term derives from the urban phrase "baller" or "balla"
which is used as a noun describing a person of the urban community who "uniquely" strives for the purpose of obtaining monetary wealth as his / her validation of high class social status.

Ballamore is the term to describe the high class and upscale lifestyle of many people who are entrepeneurs in their field residing in the city of Baltimore, Maryland often appropriatedly referred to as Charm, City or 'Ballamore".

Ballamore by Carl Bellamy (CEO) NU Level Entertainment (Never Under-rated) LLC September 22, 2007

baklava 

A middle-eastern sweet/dessert that tastes really good and that everyone is always mispronouncing.

Susie: I love Backlahhvahh!!!
Abu: you mean baklava...right?
Susie: Baklava?
Abu: you know what, who cares... who even cares

baklava by dragons000000 November 4, 2006

balamuc 

Romanian word describing a state of general confusion. Also used to describe a mental institution.

Romanian only :
Luni dimineata, un birou oarecare : 1 angajat munceste, unu vorbeste la telefon, alti 3 rad de cel care munceste.
Seful intra: "Ce e balamucul asta??"

balamuc by 9ball February 12, 2008

Balkam 

An amazing family. Everyone in the family is awesome and is very good looking. People want to be like them and people are very jealous of them. They are the ideal family.

Man he's such a Balkam, I wish I could be like him.

Balkam by Kyle Balkam May 21, 2011