Balamory is a completely insane scotland-based show designed for pre-school children, but has managed to gain a cult following from all ages.
The show revolves around the small island comminity Balamory in Scotland. Is incredibly hilarious when watched with the sign language dude. -imitates-
Miss Hoolie appears in every episode and the nursery worker, and has very creepy eyes, annoyingly perfect hair and an equally annoying voice.
Archie the inventor IS THE BEST CHARACTER (just to clear anything up. -points at Jenhen and laughs-) He makes "inventions" from cardboard and yoghurt pots and all sorts of random shit. Lives in a pink castle and wears a lot of pink. Has man breasts.
PC Plum is the resident policeman and is a complete twat. Quite obviously has a thing for Miss Hoolie. Is not the best character, though he is sweet. -pats him on the head-
Josie Jump just annoys the hell out of me with her insane bounciness. So I'm writing nothing. NOTHING AT ALL. NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG 8D
Spencer is the painter and musician on the island, though he can play bugger all and can't even fake playing the guitar properly.
Edie McCredie is the annoying bitch who drives some random bus and apparently has travelled around the world.
Susie Sweet and Penny Pocket own some sort of shop-cafe-thing that always has just what the customer wants right at the front of the shop. Convenient, eh?
The show revolves around the small island comminity Balamory in Scotland. Is incredibly hilarious when watched with the sign language dude. -imitates-
Miss Hoolie appears in every episode and the nursery worker, and has very creepy eyes, annoyingly perfect hair and an equally annoying voice.
Archie the inventor IS THE BEST CHARACTER (just to clear anything up. -points at Jenhen and laughs-) He makes "inventions" from cardboard and yoghurt pots and all sorts of random shit. Lives in a pink castle and wears a lot of pink. Has man breasts.
PC Plum is the resident policeman and is a complete twat. Quite obviously has a thing for Miss Hoolie. Is not the best character, though he is sweet. -pats him on the head-
Josie Jump just annoys the hell out of me with her insane bounciness. So I'm writing nothing. NOTHING AT ALL. NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG 8D
Spencer is the painter and musician on the island, though he can play bugger all and can't even fake playing the guitar properly.
Edie McCredie is the annoying bitch who drives some random bus and apparently has travelled around the world.
Susie Sweet and Penny Pocket own some sort of shop-cafe-thing that always has just what the customer wants right at the front of the shop. Convenient, eh?
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A Tv programme aimed at Children but has a larger fan base with students and parents.
Filmed on the Scottish Island of Tobermory it has wacky and colorful characters :-
Pc Plum - Raving Homosexual fancies Spencer but keeps his dark secret hidden by dating Miss Hoolie from time to time.
When his desires becomes too much he travels off the Island to meet young men he's met on the Balamory chat line.
Archie the Inventor - Once jailed for possessing kiddie porn, Archie now hides out on the Island making usless Inventions and spying on the local children.
Miss Hollie - Miss Hollie is the foxy cock tease, pretends to like men but refuses to go "all the way". She satisfies her sexual needs by having a lesbian fest with Josie Jump.
Josie Jump - Total Slut, Sleeps with anyone and everyone on the Island although a recent outbreak of Mull Crabs has put everyone watching out.
Eddie McCredie - Banned from driving after killing two old age pensioners whilst drunk in 1996. She forged a new drivers licence and now drives the local School bus, occasionally taking a detour via Archies house to earn a little extra money.
Spencer - After being released from jail for burglary, Spencer was determained to go straight but involves himself in petty crime such as shop lifting and stealing fish from local trawlers.
Suzie Sweet and Penny Pocket - Run the local shop although fail to make a profit and live off Suzies inheritance, Penny Pocket although in a wheelchair enjoys dogging every Friday night at the Balomory local park.
Filmed on the Scottish Island of Tobermory it has wacky and colorful characters :-
Pc Plum - Raving Homosexual fancies Spencer but keeps his dark secret hidden by dating Miss Hoolie from time to time.
When his desires becomes too much he travels off the Island to meet young men he's met on the Balamory chat line.
Archie the Inventor - Once jailed for possessing kiddie porn, Archie now hides out on the Island making usless Inventions and spying on the local children.
Miss Hollie - Miss Hollie is the foxy cock tease, pretends to like men but refuses to go "all the way". She satisfies her sexual needs by having a lesbian fest with Josie Jump.
Josie Jump - Total Slut, Sleeps with anyone and everyone on the Island although a recent outbreak of Mull Crabs has put everyone watching out.
Eddie McCredie - Banned from driving after killing two old age pensioners whilst drunk in 1996. She forged a new drivers licence and now drives the local School bus, occasionally taking a detour via Archies house to earn a little extra money.
Spencer - After being released from jail for burglary, Spencer was determained to go straight but involves himself in petty crime such as shop lifting and stealing fish from local trawlers.
Suzie Sweet and Penny Pocket - Run the local shop although fail to make a profit and live off Suzies inheritance, Penny Pocket although in a wheelchair enjoys dogging every Friday night at the Balomory local park.
Watching Balamory makes me so Horny.
by Fun_B June 16, 2006
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A postmodernist masterpiece disguised as children's television.
OF course, if you are three like the intended audience, you may watch it to learn how the writers would LIKE the world to be...
...If we existed in a Communist Utopia; notice how Pocket and Sweet never charge for the items in their shop - probably because they were produced by the people for the people.
Everybody has a role and nobody ever suffers an existential crisis. They are all very happy. And so they should be.
Then again it may just be a light, fluffy, fun, brightly coloured kiddies TV show that people of all ages can veg out in front of and enjoy watching. I know I do!
OF course, if you are three like the intended audience, you may watch it to learn how the writers would LIKE the world to be...
...If we existed in a Communist Utopia; notice how Pocket and Sweet never charge for the items in their shop - probably because they were produced by the people for the people.
Everybody has a role and nobody ever suffers an existential crisis. They are all very happy. And so they should be.
Then again it may just be a light, fluffy, fun, brightly coloured kiddies TV show that people of all ages can veg out in front of and enjoy watching. I know I do!
by Mittens the Kitten December 23, 2004
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The cast concern me greatly. Nice to see that the Beeb has managed to keep every politically correct section of society at bay for the time being.
Miss Hoolie - Hairstyle has been set with hairspray that wouldn't move in a force 9 gale. Obviously designed for Scotland. Only wears shades of green and waves at everyone. Seems to unwittingly control the lives of everyone in Balamory so I can only assume some form of mafia protection thing going on.
PC Plum - Line dances...
Spencer - Got bored and just painted houses any colour he pleased.
Edie - Maniac driver if the opening titles are anything to go by. 60mph to a dead stop in less than a second. PC Plum doesn't even book her.
Archie - Pink castle, what next... an invention that works perhaps?
Josie Jump - Tries to get everyone fit. She is losing to the deep fried everything culture she is living in.
Miss Hoolie - Hairstyle has been set with hairspray that wouldn't move in a force 9 gale. Obviously designed for Scotland. Only wears shades of green and waves at everyone. Seems to unwittingly control the lives of everyone in Balamory so I can only assume some form of mafia protection thing going on.
PC Plum - Line dances...
Spencer - Got bored and just painted houses any colour he pleased.
Edie - Maniac driver if the opening titles are anything to go by. 60mph to a dead stop in less than a second. PC Plum doesn't even book her.
Archie - Pink castle, what next... an invention that works perhaps?
Josie Jump - Tries to get everyone fit. She is losing to the deep fried everything culture she is living in.
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