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baklameter

"bakla" - filipino word for gay;
method of gays to measure if the same sex they want to flirt with is sending positive or negative signals
did your baklameter peaked?
by christsuper June 10, 2009
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Iambic Bantameter

Any series of remarks, or a single remark, of a high banter level; usually something witty, pretentious, urbane or academic in nature is best defined by Iambic Bantameter, a rhythm of speech best found in the casts of student productions of Shakespeare.
My life is written in Iambic Bantameter.
by abohemianisyou February 22, 2011
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Ballrameter

A meter built into every male's body that tells him how serious a testicular impact has been. It functions by emitting a disturbance in the body, The higher in the body a male feels it the more serious it is.
Male 1: "Dude that baseball made a b-line for your nuts!"

Male 2: "My ballrameter reached my throat... I need my mom..."
by Chet AwesomeLazer August 25, 2011
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Ballometer

An imaginary scientific social instrument used to capture testicular fortitude.
Would you grab my Ballometer?
by AREAAD8 July 6, 2017
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