baistow 

dick sucking lilttle fucking little cunt of a shitty person with a fucking dick fopr there asshole inside a vagina which has been cummed in multiple times by a bla vkfucking niggaerr

i dropped a giant baistow last ngiht

baistow by 10million fireflies niggie June 30, 2017

Dylan Barstow

A Rapper from the Lawrence/Methuen area who started a riot at Hampton Beach and got arrested by the S.W.A.T team. He started off as a boxer from INTENZE 978 and is very popular in the New England area for his reckless behavior and personality. He’s a good kid though, a lot of people know him from being a waiter too at TGI Fridays and even the older people like him. His nickname is also “Blicky”.

Dylan Barstow is a reckless kid, but a good kid.

Dylan Barstow by TheWatcherWhoSees July 29, 2023

freddie bristow 

The best person in the world also known as god

Freddie bristow is god

freddie bristow by I don’t know April 19, 2018

Barstow Loogie 

When you are at a bachelor's party or some event with strippers.... and when playing "Feed The Kitty", the dancer squats over your face to pick up a $10 (or you remove a red vine from her pussy) she appears to be excited and drops "excitement' on your face.

The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!

A friend is a "Driver" for a stripper company. He goes to pick up a girl and she is not ready as she is having sex with her boyfriend.

Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.

While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.

He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!

Barstow Loogie by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011

Barstow 

The city you stop by for food and whizzing when traveling from So. Cal to Vegas. There is a sweet McDonald's there with train cars and a gift shop and the Del Taco there is epic. Pretty much all the people there are people who are traveling to and from Vegas.

We stopped by at Barstow halfway on out trip to vegas I bought McDonalds

Barstow by Bacon69warrior August 18, 2009

Dirty Bristow 

The act of tongueing a male anus whilst reaching around to wank them off.
Name after the legendary English Darts player, Eric Bristow, as the act resembles throwing a dart.

I love it when she gives me a Dirty Bristow!

Dirty Bristow by Tripod July 1, 2006

Bristow 

A small, quiet town in Northern Virginia. Consists of various, scattered farms and housing developments as well as a SuperTarget and a Harris Teeter. Nestled in between the snobby town of Gainesville, and the hick country known as Nokesville. Known for their great parties.

Bob: Yo man! Let's go hit up Nokesville!
Joe: Nah, man! I am not partying in a barn!
Bob: Alright, let's hit up Gainesville!

Joe: Too many rich snobs!
Bob: Then where?
Joe: Bristow is where it's at!

Bristow by Nate332 February 27, 2011