Bairstow

A face like a slapped arsehole. Generally reserved for ginger haired cricket playing individuals.

Numt: Hey Bumt, did you see the Bairstow on that ranga at the crease!?

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes I did.

by Bumty August 25, 2019

Bairstow blubber

To be an inconsolable poor loser that leads to a dramatic walk off.

‘We were teasing Johnny all night until he had a massive sook and stormed off. What a fucking Bairstow Blubber’.

by DbV69 July 4, 2023

Bairstow batting

Jonny Bairstow is the greatest batsman ever in the history of cricket, derived from his surname it is a verb used in cricket when a batsman is playing really good

Sachin Tendulkar is doing Bairstow batting
Jos Buttler did Bairstow batting in yesterday's match

by Calculus King June 18, 2021

David Bairstow

The sort of guy who will be there for you no matter what.
The sort of guy that has a silly face and a cute as hell smile.
The sort of guy with the most beautiful eyes, you could get lost in them.
The sort of guy who would always put you before himself.
The sort of guy thats got HUGE muscles.
The sort of guy that snuggles you could have all day everyday.
The sort of guy whos kisses have a lasting impression on you.
The sort of guy who gets stressed over small things and needs to realise how much people care about him, especially a wee one.
The sort of guy that no matter what you go through, you will always go back to him
for the simple reason that nobody compares to David Bairstow
The sort of guy you could love forever.

HELP ME! s'oright mussehmans eyar!
David Bairstow get the baddies for you!

by Cheeky Face November 12, 2010

Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023

Dylan Barstow

A Rapper from the Lawrence/Methuen area who started a riot at Hampton Beach and got arrested by the S.W.A.T team. He started off as a boxer from INTENZE 978 and is very popular in the New England area for his reckless behavior and personality. He’s a good kid though, a lot of people know him from being a waiter too at TGI Fridays and even the older people like him. His nickname is also “Blicky”.

Dylan Barstow is a reckless kid, but a good kid.

by TheWatcherWhoSees July 29, 2023

Barstow Loogie

When you are at a bachelor's party or some event with strippers.... and when playing "Feed The Kitty", the dancer squats over your face to pick up a $10 (or you remove a red vine from her pussy) she appears to be excited and drops "excitement' on your face.

The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!

A friend is a "Driver" for a stripper company. He goes to pick up a girl and she is not ready as she is having sex with her boyfriend.

Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.

While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.

He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!

by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011