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Bairstow blubber
‘We were teasing Johnny all night until he had a massive sook and stormed off. What a fucking Bairstow Blubber’.
Bairstow blubber by DbV69 July 4, 2023
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Bairstow batting
Jonny Bairstow is the greatest batsman ever in the history of cricket, derived from his surname it is a verb used in cricket when a batsman is playing really good
Bairstow batting by Calculus King June 18, 2021
David Bairstow
The sort of guy who will be there for you no matter what.
The sort of guy that has a silly face and a cute as hell smile.
The sort of guy with the most beautiful eyes, you could get lost in them.
The sort of guy who would always put you before himself.
The sort of guy thats got HUGE muscles.
The sort of guy that snuggles you could have all day everyday.
The sort of guy whos kisses have a lasting impression on you.
The sort of guy who gets stressed over small things and needs to realise how much people care about him, especially a wee one.
The sort of guy that no matter what you go through, you will always go back to him
for the simple reason that nobody compares to David Bairstow
The sort of guy you could love forever.
The sort of guy that has a silly face and a cute as hell smile.
The sort of guy with the most beautiful eyes, you could get lost in them.
The sort of guy who would always put you before himself.
The sort of guy thats got HUGE muscles.
The sort of guy that snuggles you could have all day everyday.
The sort of guy whos kisses have a lasting impression on you.
The sort of guy who gets stressed over small things and needs to realise how much people care about him, especially a wee one.
The sort of guy that no matter what you go through, you will always go back to him
for the simple reason that nobody compares to David Bairstow
The sort of guy you could love forever.
David Bairstow by Cheeky Face November 12, 2010
Jonny Bairstow
Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!
Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.
Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.
Jonny Bairstow by Bumty July 2, 2023
Dylan Barstow
A Rapper from the Lawrence/Methuen area who started a riot at Hampton Beach and got arrested by the S.W.A.T team. He started off as a boxer from INTENZE 978 and is very popular in the New England area for his reckless behavior and personality. He’s a good kid though, a lot of people know him from being a waiter too at TGI Fridays and even the older people like him. His nickname is also “Blicky”.
Dylan Barstow by TheWatcherWhoSees July 29, 2023
Barstow Loogie
When you are at a bachelor's party or some event with strippers.... and when playing "Feed The Kitty", the dancer squats over your face to pick up a $10 (or you remove a red vine from her pussy) she appears to be excited and drops "excitement' on your face.
The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!
The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!
A friend is a "Driver" for a stripper company. He goes to pick up a girl and she is not ready as she is having sex with her boyfriend.
Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.
While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.
He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!
Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.
While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.
He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!
Barstow Loogie by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011
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