Bristow 

A small, quiet town in Northern Virginia. Consists of various, scattered farms and housing developments as well as a SuperTarget and a Harris Teeter. Nestled in between the snobby town of Gainesville, and the hick country known as Nokesville. Known for their great parties.

Bob: Yo man! Let's go hit up Nokesville!
Joe: Nah, man! I am not partying in a barn!
Bob: Alright, let's hit up Gainesville!

Joe: Too many rich snobs!
Bob: Then where?
Joe: Bristow is where it's at!

Bristow by Nate332 February 27, 2011

Bristow 

1. Hell, located in Oklahoma (35 miles East of Tulsa) 2. A great place to buy methanphetamines

Kayla: I'm going to Bristow to buy some meth. You wanna come?
Regina: That's OK, since I left Hell I don't want to go back.

Bristow by morphineline October 30, 2007

Bristow 

(Br-IH-stow)- A "Bristow" is a hairy little man, similar to a hobbit. This "man" has a very low self-esteen and cries at least 3 times a day for being accused of being a bristow. He rids his anger by beating women, usually with his fists/open hand, but has been known to occasionally headbutt.

Great Merlin's Beard! Rachel just got Bristowed!!

By the Beard of Zeus! Abby just got Bristowed!!

Bristow by i like to slap bitches! April 6, 2009

Bristow 

Masturbating a mans cock while using tongue on his arse hole.
Named after Eric Bristow the famous British darts player who always threw darts like he was wankin someone off round the front while pushing his tongue up chuff mountain at the back

Oh I just went into the toilets in Finsbury park and some gay bastard asked me if I wanted a bristow.

Bristow by Fahuq Heisalaam February 22, 2008

Bristow 

Being unnecessarily poncy with your drink choices

A chardonnay middelvei?! Stop being such a Bristow...

Bristow by bazsingh23 March 28, 2016

bristow middle school 

the school is a strict prison that will snatch you’re phones quicker than you can fail your classes and go to the fRidAy sChoOl

oh my gosh bristow middle school is so strict and boring. i hate it here!

bristow middle school by slimthicclegend April 12, 2019

freddie bristow 

The best person in the world also known as god

Freddie bristow is god

freddie bristow by I don’t know April 19, 2018