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A shrivelled up pair of nuts, usually on an old man.
My husband is turning 87 this year! ya hes got a real set of bagpies
bagpie by BadAussie September 12, 2009
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bagpipe wanker 

A person who is originated from Scotland.
Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!
bagpipe wanker by wanking December 12, 2016
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Reverse bagpiping 

Performing fellatio on yourself in a manner that mimics a musician playing the bagpipes.
As a former musician and gymnast, Steve discovered a natural gift for reverse bagpiping during the malaise of the COVID-19 era.
Reverse bagpiping by Vinay P. April 22, 2021
used in the U.K. to call dibbs, to claim first choice, by saying bagsie you are saying it is yours because you are the first to claim it.
bagsie shotgun (i will sit in the front passenger seat)
bagsie in goal (i will play as goalkeeper)
bagsie yer iphone (i know blackberry is better but if that shit is goin fer free..)
bagsie by nickthetwat May 8, 2010

bearded bagpipes 

A slang term for a set of hairy testicles.
"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."

"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."

"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."
bearded bagpipes by brBling April 18, 2009

Harlem Bagpipe 

When you have your lips sealed around someone's booty hole and they blow a fart hard enough to puff out your cheeks.
"I was eating my girls booty the other day and she gave me the harlem bagpipe"
Harlem Bagpipe by WithaZ November 2, 2018

dirty bagpipes 

When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you release a fart simultaneously.
While she was sucking my dick I gave her the dirty bagpipes.
dirty bagpipes by Matt & Dan November 21, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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